re: Anybody Else Wrap Christmas Presents Like A 5 Year Old

Yes. My gifts somehow look worse if I try to make them look good, so I just quit putting effort into it altogether.

Bags baw

Compared to your wrapping I’m prob a teenager

Sure, that shite looks easy but try doing it on an odd shaped box.

For instance, my daughter is getting the Peppa Pig Lights and Sounds Family Home Playset. My baby girl just adores that spoiled British bitch so I hope she gets a kick out this playset.

Sadly, the geniuses who designed the package for the playset decided to put this 1" high and 1" thick lip at the bottom of the box making it awkward. It's bad enough I have a hard time wrapping a standard cuboid box. No, it has to have this stupid lip on the bottom for a button to simulate a muddy puddle for that limey porcine count to jump in.

Therefore it's wrapped as if I was under the influence. Which may be the truth because I feel I need to drink as I hate wrapping presents when they're going to tear the paper off anyway.

Ah well, at least I got all my shopping done now than have to deal with all the idiots this weekend. Having to go to the grocery store for food and beer earlier today was more of a challenge than wrapping presents.

If I’m ever too drunk or lazy to do a good job, I just tell the person my kid wrapped it.

I get the Merry Christmas money envelopes from the bank. Put a picture of Benjamin Franklin in them. I scratch out the “Christmas “ and put Birthday for those Merry Birthday occasions.

I'm pretty sure the guy that invented this couldn't wrap presents either. Stick a bow on it and you are set.

Gift bags, homie. Gift bags!

I am terrible at wrapping gifts. I do it from time to time, but it looks as though a kid wrapped it,

I'm not the best in the world, but the top and bottom always look good. Sides look decent sometimes and not so good other times.