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Any of you guys have such a huge shite that you start sweating while on the pot?
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:53 pm
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:53 pm
I'm in the middle of one right now. It's a battle
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:54 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your diet must suck
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:55 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Drink more beer-it'll loosen you up.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
All the time... For me it's usually residual meat sweats
Sweat going in
Sweat coming out
Sweat going in
Sweat coming out
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:56 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I've had some episodes of diarrhea when I sweated so much on the crapper that I wondered if I had dysentery.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:58 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Just your mom back in '55.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:05 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Usually just jump in the shower afterwards to cool off.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Nothing worse than taking a sweaty shite
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:10 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Probiotics and squatty-potty.
As Howard Stern said: you're off the pot in 10 seconds and don't need TP. It will get that 10-year old hot-dog out and make you feel light as a bird.
As Howard Stern said: you're off the pot in 10 seconds and don't need TP. It will get that 10-year old hot-dog out and make you feel light as a bird.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:13 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Push. Pinch. Push. Pinch. Repeat until your sphincter smushes the tip of that poo into something a bit more manageable. You're risking a blown o-ring if you just try to shove it out full. Good luck. Godspeed. Oh and breathe.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:15 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
We have a little toilet at the camp in cocodrie we go to that's in a shed. We call it "sweating one out" when you go in there after a day of drinking and camp food. You finish, walk out and feel like a new man as soon as the fresh marsh air hits you.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:19 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Get through it baw
Think of Arky SEC championship
Think of Arky SEC championship
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:20 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
A nice glass of Metamucil at night will make that a lot easier for you.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:30 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
There was one time I could have sworn I passed a cue ball.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:38 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Any of you guys have such a huge shite that you start sweating while on the pot?
No, but more than once I've wished that I'd weighed myself prior to taking a huge dump. I know I lost at least five pounds at times. Easy.
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:38 pm to Vdrine
Especially after an explosive bowel burrito from Taco Bell.
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