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Any of you guys have such a huge shite that you start sweating while on the pot?

Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:53 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18655 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:53 pm
I'm in the middle of one right now. It's a battle
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132654 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:54 pm to
Your diet must suck
Posted by STLDawg
The Lou
Member since Apr 2015
4615 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:55 pm to
Drink more beer-it'll loosen you up.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:56 pm to
All the time... For me it's usually residual meat sweats


Sweat going in

Sweat coming out
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8095 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:56 pm to
I've had some episodes of diarrhea when I sweated so much on the crapper that I wondered if I had dysentery.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 9:58 pm to
Just your mom back in '55.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20648 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:05 pm to
Usually just jump in the shower afterwards to cool off.
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
23471 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:07 pm to
Nothing worse than taking a sweaty shite

Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39477 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:10 pm to
Probiotics and squatty-potty.

As Howard Stern said: you're off the pot in 10 seconds and don't need TP. It will get that 10-year old hot-dog out and make you feel light as a bird.
Posted by SJS101
Member since Oct 2007
2858 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:13 pm to
Push. Pinch. Push. Pinch. Repeat until your sphincter smushes the tip of that poo into something a bit more manageable. You're risking a blown o-ring if you just try to shove it out full. Good luck. Godspeed. Oh and breathe.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
12434 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:15 pm to
We have a little toilet at the camp in cocodrie we go to that's in a shed. We call it "sweating one out" when you go in there after a day of drinking and camp food. You finish, walk out and feel like a new man as soon as the fresh marsh air hits you.
Posted by Nitrogen
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2016
9793 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:19 pm to
Get through it baw
Think of Arky SEC championship
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:20 pm to
A nice glass of Metamucil at night will make that a lot easier for you.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3166 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:30 pm to
There was one time I could have sworn I passed a cue ball.
Posted by Vdrine
Big Bad Baz
Member since Jun 2014
888 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Any of you guys have such a huge shite that you start sweating while on the pot?

No, but more than once I've wished that I'd weighed myself prior to taking a huge dump. I know I lost at least five pounds at times. Easy.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5963 posts
Posted on 7/29/17 at 11:38 pm to

Especially after an explosive bowel burrito from Taco Bell.

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