re: Any of you baws planning to ruin Christmas this year for your family?

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Nah but I’ll sneak glances at my sister in law womp womp!
God damn I’m a sick mthfker. I hate myself

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our house is no OT mansion, but I’m proud of it. It’s 3000 square feet, 14 years old, in a nice neighborhood. Three car garage, three bedroom, two and a half bath, office, upscale appliances and stuff.

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I'm trying to categorize this brag. I'll go with non subtle disingenuous self-deprecating brag.

Saturdays was at the in laws whole family. The pretend to be what they aren't. And contrary to popular belief, I prefer to keep things straight as an arrow. What you see is what you get. You always know where you stand.

Brother in law is new to it, an introvert, but like a good catholic he just drinks until they all leave him alone.

Tomorrow it's a smaller get together at their place. I'm bringing a large amount of drinks for the both of us. The women folk aren't bad individually, but link them all together and they form a voltron of frickery trying to out do each other.

Christmas day is only the household. No exceptions.

Day after christmas... My family. Or at least the few of us who still get along. Everyone will obsess over the only grand kid. He will likely throw a shite fit because everything seems to always start RIGHT as he's due for his nap.

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Damn. She's a keeper. My wife would never do that. She's always right.

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For all her womanly faults, I gotta hand it to her, she will admit when she’s wrong.

AFTER she’s cooled down or I’ve presented an ironclad argument.

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an introvert, but like a good catholic he just drinks until they all leave him alone.

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