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re: Any Northshore Baws get the Happy Ending - Covington Exotic Massages

Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36160 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:01 pm to
Here's my question. How far does the undercover cop have to go get enough evidence to charge the masseuse? Is an accident brush of the bean bag enough to charge someone or does there have to be actual stroking? Or is the woman just agreeing to jerk the guy off enough to charge them with a crime? What if they don't charge extra for the handjob and it's just an ancillary part of the "full body massage"? Certainly massaging someone's back isn't illegal

This seems to be the definition of a victim-less crime. Who is actually aggrieved in this situation?
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14092 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:03 pm to
the arrest is made immediately after the undercover gets off
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:03 pm to
quote:

Que up the "That's a dude" gif.


Meh...I'd say North Korean do to the boxyness and not enough slant.

Definitely not a zipperhead.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94676 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:03 pm to
are hand-jobs really worth policing?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

are hand-jobs really worth policing?


I live by the motto "Nobody loves me like me."
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80823 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:06 pm to
That place stuck out like a sore thumb where it was. There are no commercial businesses around there that would suggest a massage parlor would pop up there. There are woods and nice subdivision entrances along that stretch. In fact there is nothing remotely trashy around that would hint that type of business would be there. I'm surprised anyone allowed that to be built. It would be like finding an interracial gang bang porn in your 80 year old granny's nightstand.
Posted by Dead End
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
21237 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:06 pm to
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Members of St. Tammany Parish Narcotics Task Force and homeland security officials conducted the investigation.


Why is Homeland Security investigating hand jobs? Is this the best use of tax dollar resources?
Posted by 318TigerFan
Member since Sep 2013
1725 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:09 pm to
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Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33424 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

I would agree if this was regular prostitution, but those Asian rub'n'tug locations are usually the result of human trafficking.


This is the correct answer
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

quote:
I would agree if this was regular prostitution, but those Asian rub'n'tug locations are usually the result of human trafficking.


This is the correct answer


Who in the hell would traffic those two?
Posted by OceanTiger
Checking out Paradise
Member since Mar 2017
314 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:16 pm to
Probably because they were spying
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:17 pm to
You see that door marked "pirate"?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Members of St. Tammany Parish Narcotics Task Force and homeland security officials conducted the investigation.


"Sarge, I told you, I need a few more weeks to make sure this thing is air tight. Also I need about $1500 from the evidence lockup. It'll all be in my report."
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41376 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 4:21 pm to
Pics of the Popeye forearms?
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39745 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

Why is Homeland Security investigating hand jobs?


To make sure they are not being down by illegal aliens.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48176 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 6:09 pm to
How are these people getting into the country? There is literally one of these in each small town and the bigger the town the more they have. Somebody has to be approving them.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 6:14 pm to
There are 3/4 Chinese/Asian massage places in Shreveport but are all around other businesses and one is by a physical therapy building that you climb up a flight of stairs.

Not sure how they stay in business I guess they're legitimate
Posted by RodFarva
Spurbury, Vermont
Member since Jun 2015
807 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 6:15 pm to
I hear the Germans give happy endings too.
Posted by hawaiiantiger
KANEOHE, HI
Member since Jan 2010
365 posts
Posted on 4/3/17 at 6:17 pm to
is that brad's wife?
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