re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?

1.Put your side of the fence back up with the shitty side facing her property.

2. Never ever ever park in your driveway ever again. Always park in the street. (Preferably with your boat attached)

3. Are you allowed to change the color of your trash cans? If so, paint them the ugliest, brightest, color you can and start putting them out the day before trash day and bringing them back in, the day after trash day.

4. Do all of your drinking in your front yard from now on.

5. Every single time anyone uses her pool, grab your 8 foot ladder and lean it over the fence and start complaining to anyone over their about all the noise and splashing.

Kill her or frick her. Or kill her then frick her. Or move. Or call cops. Restraining order? frick man do something.

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Should I call in the police, now, or just ignore her (as I have for a decade) and hope she eventually just chills the frick out?

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One word.
Evidence. get a security camera that records audio. You will have to show proof of the harassment for the cops to take any merit in your accusations.

I had the same problems. Neighbor behind me was crazy. I started putting up a fence and overnight my posts disappeared. I asked her about it and she came to look but said that it was her property if I was putting my fence there it was her property. This stupid bitch didn't understand what OP on a survey means (Offset pipe). So she thought the pipe in the ground meant it was her property. I started building my fence again after she stole my posts and shite and she came outside with a camera taking pictures of me and screaming and cursing. I told her I knew it was my property and to carry her arse. She called the cops and wanted me arrested. So she hired a surveyor (a friend of mine) to survey the property and turns out her fence was actually on my property.

So I painted a yellow and pink vagina on her side of the fence.

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Evidence. get a security camera that records audio

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Not legal in Louisiana unless you have signs that state you are recording audio.

How friendly are you with your other neighbors and have any of them had run-ins with her? Instead of only putting cameras up on your house you might ask a neighbor if they would work with you and let you put a camera from a neighbors house where crazy woman wouldn't notice it.

You then evidence from multiple sources.

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And one foot of this (pointing down to the ground) is mine. You can't use it!

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don't mow it then report her to the HOA

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HubbaBubba

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Starts a TLDR thread, 4 pages in, hasn't posted anything else to respond to suggestions.

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She hosts a Bible study group, volunteers and fund raises for every charity imaginable and I don't believe I've ever even heard her fart.

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This has nothing to do with any of the story. It doesn't make me feel sorry for you or your wife.

My advice would be put up some security camera's so in case this nut job starts messing with your stuff, you have it recorded. Other than that, ignore her, don't address her. Just smile at her.

Another, get a wax figure of yourself and put it in a window looking at her house.