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re: Any ideas on how to handle neighbor from Hell?

Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by CrimsonFever
Gump Hard or Go Home
Member since Jul 2012
18049 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:45 pm to
Give her the D. That's what she's wanting. Stop playing hard to get.
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:48 pm to
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move bro...and sell the rights to hollywood
I have honestly thought about putting up a for sale by owner sign with one of those little boxes that you put flyers in, you know, the ones that describe the house, and provide your asking price? Then everybody comes around and gets all the information on your house, right?

Well, my flyers would say, in big bold letters:
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Truth in Real Estate laws require me to tell you that there is a 100% chance the nosy neighbor from hell will never stop complaining about anything she thinks you shouldn't do. This neighbor will be all up in your personal business all the time and you can expect police visits and HOA letters as a result. You've been warned.


That should get an interesting response. Maybe I could video her coming into my yard to steal all the flyers after she sneaks over and takes one, and then yell out at her, "Get off my lawn, you bitch!".

Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:52 pm to
Jesus Christ. Can't believe I read that. It did keep my attention and that is hard to do. She is bat shite crazy.
Posted by dustytiger123
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
874 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 9:53 pm to
Guve her an email adress.. Tell her to email u her complsint... tell her u cant talk to her... She has to emsil you.. Then u have everything in writing... put ur house on the market without a sign... sell it and get the f out
Posted by joeytiger
Muh Mom's House
Member since Jul 2012
6037 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:01 pm to
Find the brightest flood lights and direct them into her home. Also, I would play music loud as frick until 10:00 every night.
Posted by ScottFowler
NE Ohio
Member since Sep 2012
4386 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:08 pm to
Start documenting everything on security cameras. The cops can use that to convict her when she finally goes postal with a weapon.
Start watching the show "fear thy neighbor".
Use it as a training.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18899 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:23 pm to
security cameras pointed in that bitches direction post to a website so errybody can watch the crazy sling dog shite. In her yard foll balloons with round up toss them in her yard cut her water off then dump a 5 gallon bucket of concrete in her meter box for starters
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18899 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:24 pm to
Wrong dude dna
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:26 pm to
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Find the brightest flood lights and direct them into her home.
Against the law, here. I totally forgot to add in my OP that she did exactly that very thing to to me in the last few months until she put in the fence. She had that light flooding my bedroom! I had to contact the city about it. The city pointed me to a law about it. I shared it with the HOA and the next day the light was pointed away from my property. A few days later the fence went in.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18899 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:28 pm to
Genius
Posted by lsufan112001
sportsmans paradise
Member since Oct 2006
10909 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:35 pm to
I couldn't handle this neighbor without some sort of retaliation.

I'd try and sell first. Otherwise I'd concoct some crazy shite to get her back, or just even from al that shite she did to u.
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16899 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:39 pm to
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Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
16899 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:42 pm to
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The city pointed me to a law about it. I shared it with the HOA and the next day the light was pointed away from my property.


This is exactly the type of evidence/documentation you need. Here you have documented that she was harassing you. A few more incidents like this that you can prove, and you should no problem proving a pattern of harassment
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 10:43 pm
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:45 pm to
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She had that light flooding my bedroom! I had to contact the city about it. The city pointed me to a law about it. I shared it with the HOA and the next day the light was pointed away from my property. A few days later the fence went in.


damn bro

WTF set this bitch off?!

any earlier clues? how many years prior to this garbage were they livin there?




she REALLY IS, a crazy mommy......

prayers sent bro, you're in GREAT need....
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
59930 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 10:52 pm to
can you hook us up with a pic of the tree in question?

i want to see how badly she hacked this thing up.



also, there are many annoying things you can do to her that she won't be able to trace to you so long as she isn't smart enough to put up her own cameras.

Skunk urine can be had for pretty cheap...
This post was edited on 3/7/16 at 10:55 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
48792 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:06 pm to
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WTF set this bitch off?!
Honestly, I don't know. It started back in 2004 when I purchased a boat and backed it into my driveway the day I purchased it at 9:00 in the evening. I got a call at 9:30 from the HOA president, who was a cool guy, saying a neighbor had called him and raised hell about it. Until then, no problems. I still didn't think it was her. I just wasn't sure. If anything, I thought it was her husband.

It wasn't until he divorced her that I really knew it was her. Now, I've posted this on the board before, but she has two adopted children. She had a third. This sweet little girl came over one day and introduced herself and said her last name was the same as my neighbors. Then she said, "So that's my new mommy and daddy.

Two weeks later, the other two girls were in the cul de sac riding their bikes and my wife was putting flowers out. My wife came in crying. I asked what was wrong. She said that a car drove up, a woman went to the house, and walked out with the girl that had just been adopted and she drove off. My wife thought something was wrong and asked the two girls where their new sister was going. They said she went away. My wife said, what do you mean? They replied, "Mommy got mad at Daddy and said she wasn't working out and so she sent her back to the orphanage. She said she wasn't going to keep her."

I already mentioned how sweet my wife is. She was boo-hooing and crying about this little girl, who this wretched woman had given hope to of a better life and a family, and then she just decided, "it wasn't working for her", and had the court rescind the adoption proceeding and take her away. My wife wanted us to find her and adopt her ourselves and I almost agreed to it, but that would have been a very bad thing to do, moving her next door to the woman who rejected her.

It was only about a month later that her husband left her.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
36240 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:09 pm to
This is some next level crazy you got going on. This really will take the law on your side to end this imo.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45180 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:23 pm to
I've lurked on this thread all day, but that adoption story makes me wish this bitch gets hit by a car.
Posted by Zelig
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
137 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:26 pm to
With sufficient documentation, is it possible to get a court order to stop her from having any contact with you? She clearly is harassing you, and I would think that there are laws against this kind of harassment.

Also, is she doing this kinda stuff with other neighbors?

Good luck, man. This sounds like a nightmare.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
67330 posts
Posted on 3/7/16 at 11:34 pm to
What a crazy bitch

Document everything and call HOA & cops
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