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re: Anthony Jeselnik - Thoughts & Prayers
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:44 am to Bestbank Tiger
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:44 am to Bestbank Tiger
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quote: Didn't he date Amy Schumer?? My thoughts and prayers are with him.
Now, that's gold
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:24 am to terriblegreen
quote:Yep. Scruffy concurs. It's absolutely for attention.
But, if you are thinking and praying for someone there is zero reason to post that shite. The only reason to post that you said a prayer is because you want attention. He nailed this.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:25 am to Linkovich
I don't believe the "thoughts and prayers" people actually think or pray about the victims after they post.
The pricks are lying about it. You know they are not fricking stopping during the day to pray for the victims of a flash flood in Missouri, a Florida shark attack, church bus wreck, or whatever shite they posted about on Facebook.
The pricks are lying about it. You know they are not fricking stopping during the day to pray for the victims of a flash flood in Missouri, a Florida shark attack, church bus wreck, or whatever shite they posted about on Facebook.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:26 am to Rouge
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He's right, you know
I've tried to explain this exact shite to my wife. She is one of those that puts that crap on facebook also, and then to add to it, she reads to me every one of her "friends" posts that say the same damn thing.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:32 am to Elleshoe
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So two links of this guy have been posted and both sucked balls
I have to agree, didn't even crack a smile at either of those videos.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:33 am to Byron Bojangles III
Its like Tosh 2.0 2.0
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:38 am to Woobie
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It doesn't take much or that long to ask sweet Baby Jesus to look after someone who's down on their luck.
And if you don't ask, does that mean sweet baby jesus won't look after the person?
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:40 am to LSUTANGERINE
How many kids get to die a winner?
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:43 am to TheArrogantCorndog
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Didn't he date Amy Schumer??
That's going to count against him when he dies.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:49 am to Epic Cajun
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It doesn't take much or that long to ask sweet Baby Jesus to look after someone who's down on their luck.
But do you have to post it, or publicly announce it? I'm not a Bible expert but I do remember a part where it advises that when you pray, go somewhere quiet and where you can be alone. C'mon Bible guys, give me some help with that one.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:04 am to Boudreaux35
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But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
quote:
Matthew 6:6
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:07 am to SlowFlowPro
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But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.
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Matthew 6:6
Thanks, SFP. I may copy that to my notes and post it as a reply when people post the "thoughts and prayers" thing.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:11 am to Boudreaux35
i'm just happy to see my work here hasn't been in vain
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:12 am to Elleshoe
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John Mulaney shits on him
lulz
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:13 am to Elleshoe
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Dude... Jeselnik is fricking awful.
wow, you have a terrible sense of humor. you probably lol at Dane Cook and Tosh.o
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:14 am to Boudreaux35
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I'm not a Bible expert but I do remember a part where it advises that when you pray, go somewhere quiet and where you can be alone. C'mon Bible guys, give me some help with that one
Matthew 6:5 speaks directly to Facebook and Twitter:
quote:
And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:16 am to gadknot
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you probably lol at Dane Cook and Tosh.o
I laugh at Jeselnik, Cook, and Tosh.O
Dand Cook became cool to hate on and it fricked his career but he's pretty funny.
He's great in waiting and Employee of the month and Workaholics and his first two stand ups.
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:44 am to Breesus
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Dand Cook became cool to hate on and it fricked his career but he's pretty funny.
um no he isnt
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