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An observation about ads on porntube type sites
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:10 am
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:10 am
One of the more common ads is something like "tired of looking at internet porn?...."
Whenever I see this ad I always say, nope, Im doing just fine and am not yet tired of looking at internet porn and am not interested in what you are selling.
Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
Whenever I see this ad I always say, nope, Im doing just fine and am not yet tired of looking at internet porn and am not interested in what you are selling.
Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:11 am to Cosmo
It's akin to the "gambling problem?" posters at casinos.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:13 am to Cosmo
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Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
You've bought them.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:14 am to Cosmo
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Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
The singles in my area seem to be impressed.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:14 am to Pectus
Well the gambling problem ads are trying to make you ask yourself if you have a gambling addiction.
These porn ads are trying to get you to up the ante from just fapping to internet porn to hooking up with a random 40 year old mom in your neighborhood.
These porn ads are trying to get you to up the ante from just fapping to internet porn to hooking up with a random 40 year old mom in your neighborhood.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:25 am to Cosmo
And why do dudes have to beat their meat to bust a nut after putting it a hot porn start for 15 minutes?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:30 am to CHEDBALLZ
Science
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:33 am to Cosmo
The one that always gives me a mid-fap chuckle is the "Ugly Chicks in your area want to frick"
Like, ok porn ad, Here I am looking at two pristine 20 year old lesbian bodies together and I am going to stray away from that to go see what butt ugly bimbos want to give me a 6 toothed blowjob...Get real
Like, ok porn ad, Here I am looking at two pristine 20 year old lesbian bodies together and I am going to stray away from that to go see what butt ugly bimbos want to give me a 6 toothed blowjob...Get real
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:43 am to Cosmo
I used to have to drive by an old time porn video store every week for a work assignment. Out front, there was a sign for a while that advertised they now sold "Stamina-RX", that over the counter viagra type pill. I always thought it was funny that someone would need that for porn. If you can't get it up for your porn viewing, maybe you should just take a break.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:46 am to Cosmo
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Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
Every now and then I wish those pills worked. A smaller penis might be nice.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:53 am to Cosmo
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These porn ads are trying to get you to up the ante from just fapping to internet porn to hooking up with a random 40 year old mom in your neighborhood.
How does this shite work? Assuming you pay a fee to join some network, no way they deliver, and you quit after a month?
Or is it a desperation thing where they keep stringing guys along?
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 8:54 am
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:55 am to Cosmo
quote:There's one with a gif of a dude getting hard. How the hell are we supposed to fap with that shite going on in the top right corner of the screen?
Also gotta love the ads for pills that make your dick a foot long and the width of a coke can.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:55 am to Cosmo
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something like "tired of looking at internet porn?...."
Only idiots fall for these ads.
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ads for pills that make your dick a foot long
They have pills that do that! Holy white! BRB...
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:56 am to jrodLSUke
Well this was anchored with the quickness...
Posted on 11/14/14 at 9:13 am to HarryBalzack
If you ain't watching porn in full screen, boy, you're doing it wrong
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