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re: Amy Schumer - The new "it girl" comedian...

Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:06 pm to
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32898 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:06 pm to
Sure.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
5430 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

Her weight does fluctuate quite a bit and she's a little funny shaped - so this is legit - at times.


She has witch face. Her chin seems to change shape too. She kinda disgusts me.

As always, I'd prolly hit it.

damnit
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:07 pm to
I'd frick anything, and you know what she is? Anything.

I'm a "yes."
Posted by Flame Salamander
Texas Gulf - Clear Lake
Member since Jan 2012
3044 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:09 pm to
Did Amy get some implants?

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This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 5:15 pm
Posted by LeonPhelps
Member since May 2008
8185 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:09 pm to
She is quite fat in her new movie where she plays this slut that everyone wants to bang, which I don't understand at all.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139245 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:10 pm to
I believe that's called photoshop
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:10 pm to
No. Her lack of humor alone makes my dingus shrivel
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:28 pm to
IWHI

I bet she's a freak
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:30 pm to
I'd give her an eating disorder
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13693 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:33 pm to
Not a chance, she doesn't even register on the OT scale.


Also, she's not chubby. The word you're looking for is fat, she's fat.
This post was edited on 7/15/15 at 5:36 pm
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
26551 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

skinny frame...

I hate to see the whales you've been bringing home.

IWHI
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39815 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:37 pm to
Yep
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 5:55 pm to
She's admitted to blowing random dudes she meets in bars, so I guess I have as good a shot as anyone.
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:00 pm to
Would definitely.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
40237 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:02 pm to
She's not funny. All she does is make vagina or sex jokes.
Posted by Flame Salamander
Texas Gulf - Clear Lake
Member since Jan 2012
3044 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:06 pm to
quote:

She's not funny. All she does is make vagina or sex jokes.


She's funnier than Voltaire!
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:08 pm to
If she wasn't famous I might not.

She is really unattractive to me. Bad body and even worse face.

But since she's famous probably for the story.
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:11 pm to
IWHI as long as she didn't talk.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:15 pm to
Dolph Ziggler (wwe wrestler) hit it. She complained about the sex being too athletic or something
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70143 posts
Posted on 7/15/15 at 6:16 pm to
Agreed
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