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Amazon just creeped me out
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:21 pm
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:21 pm
Was expecting a package today something I ordered for my gf. She texted me 5:05 asking if it arrived I walk outside 5:07 and look and nope not there. Look up and down my street no delivery truck in sight. Walk inside and pull up my account and it says delivered at 5:08. I’m sitting on the couch by my front door, no knock, didn’t hear a truck or anyone walk up. I figure no way but look anyways...package is magically there. 
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:23 pm to deltaland
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:25 pm to deltaland
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This post was edited on 10/19/21 at 8:01 am
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:27 pm to deltaland
Drone delivery
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:29 pm to deltaland
Bezos teleportin shite
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:29 pm to dawgfan24348
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Drone delivery
In a rural Ms delta town of 1,000 people?
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:29 pm to deltaland
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Was expecting a package today something I ordered for my gf.
Subtle brag i have a gf and amazon prime
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:30 pm to deltaland
Amazon driver is clearly banging your wife
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:30 pm to deltaland
quote:Opossum delivery?
In a rural Ms delta town of 1,000 people
Posted on 2/6/20 at 5:54 pm to Cosmo
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Subtle brag i have a gf and amazon prime
I enjoy the finer things in life baw
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:04 pm to deltaland
Black amazon delivery man yesterday got offended I didnt give him my gate code.
I was already walking down to it though, I planned on walking to a few places and was halfway there so he called and I told him I'd meet him. He didnt act like he believed me..and I guess my accent probably doesnt help.
I was already walking down to it though, I planned on walking to a few places and was halfway there so he called and I told him I'd meet him. He didnt act like he believed me..and I guess my accent probably doesnt help.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:06 pm to Ed Osteen
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Amazon driver is clearly banging your wife
Well gf, but I’m impressed he was able to make it down my street, walk up drop off package, and get a nut in under 2 minutes.
Still lasts longer than me
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:13 pm to SEClint
I’m an UPS driver and if you wouldn’t give me the gate code, I would bring it back to the building and have your arse drive down there to pick it up
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:14 pm to deltaland
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Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:19 pm to Charm299
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I’m an UPS driver and if you wouldn’t give me the gate code, I would bring it back to the building and have your arse drive down there to pick it up
Then I'd drive to your house and frick your wife while I was out picking it up.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:22 pm to deltaland
On your next Amazon order, throw a box of commas in your cart.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:28 pm to deltaland
It's called a temporary mental paralysis... your prefrontal cortex shut down for about a minute and you missed the dude.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 6:59 pm to deltaland
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and get a nut in under 2 minutes.
Probably played for Pitino.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:37 pm to deltaland
They have ninjas that deliver the packages.
Posted on 2/6/20 at 7:55 pm to SEClint
I bet your wife would give me her a code
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