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Am I the only on who would like to throat punch Gwyneth Paltrow?

Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:23 pm
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
560 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:23 pm
Goop yourself you dumb conceited bitch.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49200 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:24 pm to
I doubt it.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:24 pm to
You gonna buy one of her pussy candles?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:24 pm to
She was never really that hot, but I’d still give her a throat punch.
This post was edited on 10/21/21 at 6:25 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53923 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:26 pm to
Have you sold hundreds of candles that smell like your vagina?
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95333 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:27 pm to
Nope.

She can shove her tuna candle where the sun don’t shine.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:27 pm to
Seems like you have a lot of pent up anger and aggression. Might I suggest taking that energy and utilizing it towards something more positive like mastering the art of sandwich making.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:27 pm to
Doesn't she have a candle or soap.. or something that supposedly smells like her pussy?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54866 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:28 pm to
but he is bad, bad Leroy Brown.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9368 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:30 pm to
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
53760 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:30 pm to
The last thing I know she did was Avengers End Game and that didnt make me that angry
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:33 pm to
I just went to the goop website.. Its.... um.. interesting. She sells sex toys.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113945 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:34 pm to
That bitch sells pasties.. those little things that go over nipples.. for $110..

All you need is construction paper and duct tape.
Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek
Member since Jul 2020
4659 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:36 pm to
Throat punch?....no.


This post was edited on 10/21/21 at 6:38 pm
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:36 pm to
Punch her throat with my penis maybe
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54866 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:37 pm to
After 6 Viagras you might kill her.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19194 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

Punch her throat with my penis maybe


The only correct answer
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117697 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:43 pm to
She looked in Iron Man.
Posted by jvilardo
5024 e. Brooks Town BR, La.
Member since Jan 2012
3281 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:43 pm to
IWHI.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 10/21/21 at 6:54 pm to
She's a national treasure.
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