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Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:31 pm
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:31 pm
When opening a joint checking account, shouldn't the man's name always be first as in 'John and Jane Doe", not "Jane and John Doe"?
This post was edited on 1/31/16 at 8:32 pm
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Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:32 pm to beejon
First down vote 
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:33 pm to beejon
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When opening a joint checking account, shouldn't the man's name always be first as in 'John and Jane Doe", not "Jane and John Doe"?
Trick question.
The man should assume the female's last name as a gesture of solidarity with feminism.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:34 pm to shutterspeed
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The man should assume the female's last name as a gesture of solidarity with feminism
Lol.
I've only heard of one guy who did that. But it was an FU to his father for being a deadbeat.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:35 pm to beejon
More like
"Dat arse Doe"
"Dat arse Doe"
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:37 pm to beejon
If you have a joint checking account, you are already beta.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:37 pm to beejon
Raising another man's kid.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:38 pm to beejon
Men say "Whoever earns more money." Women say "Whoever spends more money."
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:38 pm to beejon
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When opening a joint checking account, shouldn't the man's name always be first as in 'John and Jane Doe", not "Jane and John Doe"?
If you're embarrassed about your little penis then yes.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:38 pm to beejon
Separate accounts, always.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:39 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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I've only heard of one guy who did that. But it was an FU to his father for being a deadbeat.
My boss and his wife dropped both of their last names and combined them into one frankenword, taking the first two syllables of her name and combining it with the last two syllables of his name.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 8:40 pm to efrad
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My boss and his wife dropped both of their last names and combined them into one frankenword, taking the first two syllables of her name and combining it with the last two syllables of his name.
That's a Michael Scott thing to do.
Posted on 1/31/16 at 9:52 pm to Jim Rockford
I always appreciate the "Dr. And Mrs. KingpenM3"
Posted on 1/31/16 at 9:53 pm to beejon
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joint checking account
LOL
Posted on 1/31/16 at 9:57 pm to Kingpenm3
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I always appreciate the "Dr. And Mrs. KingpenM3"
What about if the wife is a doctor? In my case would it be "Mr. and Dr. LSUSUPERSTAR"?
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