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re: Airport Madness......Weirdest thing you've ever seen at the airport/while flying
Posted on 2/21/14 at 1:50 pm to auzach91
Posted on 2/21/14 at 1:50 pm to auzach91
i cant remember what aiport, maybe DFW, but we had gotten off the train and went to the up escalator, which is seperate from the down one by about 30 yards?
everyone got to it and forming the line. then we saw a woman probbaly in her 60s walking by herslf to the escalator that is coming down to our level. the escalator is moving but no one is on it
i think everyone, myself included, just assumed she would realize it was coming down towards her, so no one said anything.
sure enough, she tried to walk up the down escalator, got about 2 steps up, and tumbled back down. people ran to her and she was ok, but 1. how do you not notice dozens of other people who you got off the train with going to the other one, and 2. that the steps were going down?
everyone got to it and forming the line. then we saw a woman probbaly in her 60s walking by herslf to the escalator that is coming down to our level. the escalator is moving but no one is on it
i think everyone, myself included, just assumed she would realize it was coming down towards her, so no one said anything.
sure enough, she tried to walk up the down escalator, got about 2 steps up, and tumbled back down. people ran to her and she was ok, but 1. how do you not notice dozens of other people who you got off the train with going to the other one, and 2. that the steps were going down?
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Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:07 pm to ElderTiger
quote:know how i know you're old?
About 20 years ago was changing planes at DFW one evening. As I was checking my voice mail on a pay phone this lady next to be is absolutely working somebody over on the phone...screaming, cussing, the whole deal. After a while I just hung up because I could barely hear and didn't want to talk with that in the background. Just as I hang up this lady slams the phone down and turns around. It's Dionne Warwick!
Lord she was pissed at somebody .
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:10 pm to skygod123
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you're old?
You got something against old people?
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:10 pm to weadjust
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I was the only passenger on a Delta flight from ATL to GTR in MS. The flight attendant showed me where the drinks and snacks were and said help yourself. She then sat down in one of the many vacant seats and took a nap.
Sounds like you missed a "mile high club" moment. Weak.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:18 pm to skygod123
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quote: About 20 years ago was changing planes at DFW one evening. As I was checking my voice mail on a pay phone this lady next to be is absolutely working somebody over on the phone...screaming, cussing, the whole deal. After a while I just hung up because I could barely hear and didn't want to talk with that in the background. Just as I hang up this lady slams the phone down and turns around. It's Dionne Warwick! Lord she was pissed at somebody . know how i know you're old?
That I admitted it was 20 years ago or that I know who Dionne Warwick is ?
You got me either way !!!!
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:29 pm to Ignignot
Upgraded to FC on a united flight Houston to Cleveland. Long week, late flight , I'm drinking vodka like there's no tomorrow. After copious amounts , attendant asked if I am driving and I tell her no the pilot is and I need another cocktail. Surprisingly she abliged.
A week so later, again upgraded to FC, Newark to San Juan PR. Dinner time flight, drinking wine, most other passengers are sleeping. I keep bugging attendant to refill the midget wine glasses and she finally tells me " I'm not gonna ask you if you're driving, because I know your answer. She then just hands me the almost full wine bottle and says help yourself, I have reading to do". I then realize it was the same attendant from previous flight, when I was a drunk smart arse.
A week so later, again upgraded to FC, Newark to San Juan PR. Dinner time flight, drinking wine, most other passengers are sleeping. I keep bugging attendant to refill the midget wine glasses and she finally tells me " I'm not gonna ask you if you're driving, because I know your answer. She then just hands me the almost full wine bottle and says help yourself, I have reading to do". I then realize it was the same attendant from previous flight, when I was a drunk smart arse.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:37 pm to SUB
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was on a short flight one time. I had ate some good mexican food right before the flight and had the worst gas ever. I let one rip on the plane and about 2 rows behind me and across the aisle was a fat old lady with hair down to her waist. She started yelling and cussing, saying "Did somebody fart? That's fricking disgusting!" She called the attendant over and asked her if she smelled it too and if she could do something about it. I could barely contain myself in my seat from holding in all the laughter. The next 30 minutes I dropped several bombs (I called it "Shock and Awe"). The lady was flipping her shite and would not stop bitching about the smell. I wish I could have got it all on video.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 5:11 pm to MSTiger33
My CSB is flying from DFW-MEX. I board and I see the FA in the galley has on an LSU lanyard, I giver her a "Geaux Tigers". I was lucky enough to be upgraded to FC this flight and she's doing the pre-flight beverage service introducing herself and addressing each pax by name. She recognizes my name, she went to school with my mom and is from Louisiana. She hooked me up the entire flight and gave me a to go bag full of minis.
Posted on 2/21/14 at 5:16 pm to Ignignot
I sat next to two nuns on a flight, lets just say music choice on that flight were not hymns
Posted on 2/21/14 at 5:19 pm to TigersNYC
Let me guess: They were "hers"?
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