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’Aggressive’ squirrel addicted to cheese-flavored snacks at Seattle park

Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:03 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69859 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:03 pm


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A squirrel with a taste for cheesy snacks has been frequenting a Seattle park.

Crackers, Cheetos, chips – if it’s cheese-flavored, the squirrel will go after it.


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Even so, she’s notoriously aggressive sometimes. Park-goers said she'll go through zippers, tear through backpacks, strollers and climb into the stroller.

She’s become a nuisance for people who just want to enjoy the outdoors, even giving children nightmares.

“It’s a little annoying for parents,” Julia Wright told local media. “My son is apprehensive about coming to the park – ‘Mom, I don’t want to see the squirrel. We shouldn’t bring snacks to the park.’”




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This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6875 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:05 pm to
Is there anything that Seattle isn’t afraid of?
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11602 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:07 pm to
Kid sounds like a pussy.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
126091 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:08 pm to
Squirrels are assholes

Have had sticks fall on my head and i look up and a squirrel is looking down on me with a shite eating grin on its face
This post was edited on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
31020 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:08 pm to
shoot the squirrel

problem solved
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
20363 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm to
Bag of Cheetos subsonic .22 with a suppressor.

Squirrel gumbo on the way.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm to
If you want to turn your "daddy parts" orange,
Eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
In Your Head Blvd
Member since Apr 2015
23904 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm to

Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34381 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:09 pm to
Probably a pet that was released.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
69859 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:10 pm to
The squirrels at LSU kiss your arse and take your food, or they sometimes just take your food.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4141 posts
Posted on 5/26/19 at 9:11 pm to
It’s not easy being cheesy

Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21754 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:19 am to
I always found the panhandlers in Pioneer Square much more aggressive than the squirrels.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
9790 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:23 am to
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 5/27/19 at 9:23 am to
quote:

My son is apprehensive about coming to the park – ‘Mom, I don’t want to see the squirrel.



Snowflake alert! Snowflake alert!
Posted by 2019
Member since May 2019
16 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:06 pm to
all they have to do is buy a few of those big cheap plastic containers of cheese balls and dump them on the ground and let the squirrel eat himself to death.

Problem solved
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
70765 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:10 pm to
Pfft.

Take a bag of cheetos to Key Largo if you want to see the sun blotted out by gulls converging on you. Try to throw the bag to get them off, but the cheese powder on your lips and fingers won't be wasted by the winged beasts.
Posted by Will Munny
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
3104 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:11 pm to
I know some old baws from Ville Platte that could take care of this
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2438 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:12 pm to
First you make a roux.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6338 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Crack, Cheetos, chips – if it’s cheese-flavored, the squirrel will go after it.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21173 posts
Posted on 5/28/19 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Is there anything that Seattle isn’t afraid of?


Offing themselves.
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