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Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133574 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

So many have cheated and many have no idea


Bruh...once you peek behind the curtain and Learn the signs you just can’t unsee some things.

It’s endemic with social media. I was working on a song about one



Well the layoffs came sooner than he expected,
As the oil fields shut down in western Texas,
So he packed his bags for his long journey home,
To surprise his bride since he’d been 10 weeks gone,

Well she never thought that he’d be home so soon,
And she was sure surprised when he walked in the room,
Yeah she was speechless as her frantic eyes grew wide,
When he saw the man there laying by her side,



Now the cypress waves,
Over shallow graves,
In the woods where no one goes,
And her friends all say,
She must’ve run away,
With her new man but they don’t know,
And buried deep in the muck, there’s a pickup truck,
Filled with all her stuff he bought,
If you’re gonna be hoeing,
Then you best be knowing,
Whether he’s at work or not.


This post was edited on 6/29/20 at 10:22 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7033 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

$10k


At least triple that. She's entitled to half his retirement. Some dusty arse "complicated feelings" work chick just cost this dude that much money and his kids he doesn't care about.

Even old pussy is undefeated.

Side note: your wife knows, she's just not a selfish arse and is actually thinking about the kids. That should make you feel even better.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133574 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:31 pm to
Dude, for your families sake I really hope this was just a fricked up troll.

Destroying multiple lives just ain’t worth some new forbidden trim, as much as lust will tell you different.

Temptation always exists. It is what we do in the face of temptation that defines our character. For all my flaws, when I was married I never cheated. Not once. Though I wasn’t nearly as tempted during that period. And who knows, if I had been in the same position, feeling neglected, unappreciated, I might have done the same.

It’s about resisting the baser urges because of what it would ruin if it was found out that makes you leave when you Wish you could stay.
I take it on home-Charlie Rich

And when I was single, and a different man... I allowed myself to fall into the trap. The lonely housewife with the sob story (and they are all the same pretty much). And it starts innocent enough.

But listen to me, someone who has lived many lives and trod many paths...the fleeting pleasure isn’t worth the pain you don’t see. And maybe it would just be someone else that entertains their dalliances...but it doesn’t have to be you. Trust me.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
41584 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Disclaimer this is an extremely trashy situation so I know I’ve come to the right place. I’m 33 with a 31 YO wife(no pics) and 4 kids. Never had previously cheated on her in 8 years of marriage, sex is fine, but not really a spark like it used to be. Started getting a lot of attention from a woman at work(who I rarely work with) at the beginning of the year. I would flirt a bit but for the most part blew her off and even told her I wasn’t interested twice mainly because I didn’t understand her intentions. The more she told me about her self the more I understood her and started falling for her when I realized that she had legitimate feelings for me. We have been having sex(at work) and communicating daily on a very deep level for about 4 months now


quote:

Here’s the trashy part.


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45491 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:39 pm to
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$10k
quote:

At least triple that. She's entitled to half his retirement


How is this 44 year old woman he is banging entitled to half his retirement. He is going to have to give this 44 year old at least $10k to go away quietly.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
22128 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:40 pm to
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Now pull your kids aside one by one. Tell your oldest boy that you are sorry for what you did. Then tell him there will be no gym money. He will never develop his strength properly and will never realize the athletic potential he could have. There will be no scholarship but he will be fine operating that sledgehammer for a living.

Next is your oldest daughter. Tell her you are sorry that you left her mom mentally and emotionally wrecked. It will cause mom to make clouded decisions and she will bring a new boyfriend into the house. He will molest your daughter until therapy will be useless.

Your other daughter has no positive male role model and gets really good at dancing on a brass pole. Thanks, Dad.

Your youngest boy has no dad and gets sucked into being gay by some pedophile teacher. He will. ironically get AIDS from a shared needle instead of one of his hundreds of partners.



I know this is all fake but I don't care. It's been a great read.
Posted by Aubie3310
South Alabama
Member since Sep 2019
91 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:47 pm to
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Next is your oldest daughter. Tell her you are sorry that you left her mom mentally and emotionally wrecked. It will cause mom to make clouded decisions and she will bring a new boyfriend into the house. He will molest your daughter until therapy will be useless.

Your other daughter has no positive male role

Jokes on you. I only have 1 daughter
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33272 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 10:50 pm to
You set this table......you deserve everything coming your way but your wife does not.

#THISISALLBULLSHITANYWAYS
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
45491 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

Jokes on you. I only have 1 daughter


Now you do. 22 years from now it will go to 2 and 2 with some hormone therapy and one operation.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133574 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:19 pm to
As a father of a daughter, let me tell you that the tears that will fall because of this are real and do permanent damage.
I feel awful even though it wasn’t my decision to break the marriage. I hope you are just trolling but man...if you aren’t then what kind of a daddy are you?
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6618 posts
Posted on 6/29/20 at 11:20 pm to
Seriously, I'm a single guy. But there have been many I find attractive at work. But thats it. When I get them home, it's just lost its luster. They aren't special. Tits are tits, arse is arse, the challenge is sexy. The thought of fricking them on your desk is sexy.
But once you get it there most likely isn't the connection or escape you are looking for.

It's done.
Go home.
Kiss your kids.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2161 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 7:34 am to
Explain how you are banging at work,ain’t easy thing to do.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 2:31 pm to
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fr33manator


Love the song dude
Posted by olemc999
At a blackjack table
Member since Oct 2010
15091 posts
Posted on 6/30/20 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Explain how you are banging at work,ain’t easy thing to do.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 7/2/20 at 10:02 pm to
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These always make me laugh when you post as if you weren't a heroin addict that couldn't keep his arse out of jail


But, he’s right though
Posted by Aubie3310
South Alabama
Member since Sep 2019
91 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 12:25 pm to
Update: Situation was getting too complicated. Gave the mistress the boot this morning. She’s only shown a slight bit of crazy so far. All is good with the wife/kids
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28780 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 3:02 pm to
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All is good with the wife/kids


Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
162921 posts
Posted on 7/27/20 at 9:36 pm to
you said you fell in love with her. did you figure out that you were in lust with her?
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