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Posted on 12/15/22 at 3:21 pm to X123F45
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I get extremely uncomfortable if someone with special needs serves me any kind of food.
When the hell does someone frequently experience this?
Posted on 12/15/22 at 3:23 pm to Pisco
Let’s see.
1. Slaughters a room full of 3-6 year olds
2. Choked my wife, she later died
3. Killed my daughter’s adopted family, and a whole bunch of others in the process.
4. Choked to death quite a few coworkers.
5. Beat the shite out of my son and cut off his hand.
6. Helped to kidnap and imprison my son’s BFF.
There’s other stuff but those are some of the highlights.
1. Slaughters a room full of 3-6 year olds
2. Choked my wife, she later died
3. Killed my daughter’s adopted family, and a whole bunch of others in the process.
4. Choked to death quite a few coworkers.
5. Beat the shite out of my son and cut off his hand.
6. Helped to kidnap and imprison my son’s BFF.
There’s other stuff but those are some of the highlights.
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 3:50 pm to CincinnatiTiger
I pretend to be a meteorologist so that young chicks will dig me like they do Jay Grymes.
I have had fantasies about those two weather girls on WBRZ.
I have had fantasies about those two weather girls on WBRZ.
This post was edited on 12/15/22 at 3:51 pm
Posted on 12/15/22 at 3:55 pm to X123F45
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog…When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I went nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out…But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 4:06 pm to YNWA
Posted on 12/15/22 at 4:21 pm to Herschal
people in butte la rose make stew with tomatoes in it and call it gumbo... 
Posted on 12/15/22 at 4:22 pm to X123F45
Many years ago, I received a credit of $2400 on my Home Depot c/c statement. Obviously it was a mistake. I went to the store and went on a shopping spree to break even with the c/c balance. After it posted the next day, I called the c/c to please cancel my account.
Account closed.
Still have most of the items, such as ceiling fans.
Account closed.
Still have most of the items, such as ceiling fans.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 4:31 pm to X123F45
I used to vote Democrat and I was pretty hardcore. If you were Christian, I'd make fun of you. If you didn't agree with whatever silly notion team Democrat had, I would gladly tell you what I thought of you. I would sit in committees and pat myself on the back while we robbed great students of potential money in order to give it to low performing students in the name of "equality".
That was 20+ years ago and I'm still ashamed of it to this day.
That was 20+ years ago and I'm still ashamed of it to this day.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 5:57 pm to Darth_Vader
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Let’s see.
1. Slaughters a room full of 3-6 year olds
2. Choked my wife, she later died
3. Killed my daughter’s adopted family, and a whole bunch of others in the process.
4. Choked to death quite a few coworkers.
5. Beat the shite out of my son and cut off his hand.
6. Helped to kidnap and imprison my son’s BFF.
There’s other stuff but those are some of the highlights.
Didn’t you also eventually Murder your boss, despite the fact that he saved your life after your friend betrayed you, paid for ridiculously expensive surgery and prosthetics, and despite your disability, promoted you to an executive government position? Even after your incompetence allowed the sabotage and destruction of a massive government project that resulted in the deaths of millions of workers and untold capital?
Posted on 12/15/22 at 6:02 pm to X123F45
I’ve killed kittens
Posted on 12/15/22 at 6:40 pm to X123F45
After much deliberation, at my wife's permission...many years ago on St Patrick's Day she was talking with a Scottish military officer,being a Navy brat father, a wing commander, asked the question about what is under the kilt. To which he replied..find out for yourself...she did.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 6:43 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:Also had the greatest sand soliloquy in the history of cinema
Let’s see.
1. Slaughters a room full of 3-6 year olds
2. Choked my wife, she later died
3. Killed my daughter’s adopted family, and a whole bunch of others in the process.
4. Choked to death quite a few coworkers.
5. Beat the shite out of my son and cut off his hand.
6. Helped to kidnap and imprison my son’s BFF.
There’s other stuff but those are some of the highlights.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 7:36 pm to X123F45
I wouldn’t date a woman in a wheelchair
Posted on 12/15/22 at 7:54 pm to danilo
I waffle stomped a turd down the drain today.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 8:47 pm to X123F45
I enjoy reading OweO’s posts
Posted on 12/15/22 at 8:50 pm to Walter E Kurtz
I would like OweO to send me a framed autograph picture of himself.
Posted on 12/15/22 at 8:55 pm to X123F45
A homeless person once asked me for a cigarette. I told him, sorry I don't smoke, forgetting I had the new pack of cigarettes in my hand. He started cussing at me 
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