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Add to your income at the cost of wellness.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:02 pm
If you were given an option to add a percentage of your annual income but at the cost of taking away that same amount from your accuracy in telling a fart from shite, would you do it and how much would you be willing to take? For example, you could increase your salary by 50% but it would be a coin flip in knowing if you what you had in deck was just a fart or a full blown crap, would you do it? Maybe you are willing to give some money back in order to gain some accuracy?
What says the OT?
What says the OT?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:03 pm to Wrenchruh
This reads like one of those shitty emails with random words.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:04 pm to Wrenchruh
I'd take a 50% pay raise for that. I've only shite my pants twice as an adult. It would just make me more average.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:07 pm to jdeval1
quote:Only?
I've only shite my pants twice as an adult.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:08 pm to shel311
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Only?
I'm in my 40s. I assumed that I was on the far end of the bell curve
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:13 pm to Wrenchruh
I'd just double my income. With a 100% increase, I will always know it was a shite and never a fart.
Stupid genie.
Stupid genie.
This post was edited on 10/11/17 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:16 pm to Obtuse1
No way, you would always guess wrong. You'd be living in your mansion farting in your baller toilet and shitting in your sweet designer pants.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:27 pm to Wrenchruh
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No way, you would always guess wrong. You'd be living in your mansion farting in your baller toilet and shitting in your sweet designer pants.
Nope, just go to the bathroom every time I thought I was about to shite OR fart.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:30 pm to Obtuse1
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Nope, just go to the bathroom every time I thought I was about to shite OR fart.
Cool. Gonna make those car rides interesting.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:54 pm to Wrenchruh
1000% increase. I can only shite my pants 100% of the time, and at that point who cares.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 7:59 pm to Wrenchruh
I have no idea. I'll ask one of my minimum wage employees and get back to you with their thoughts.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:00 pm to Wrenchruh
Somebody finally had the balls to ask this question.
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:03 pm to Wrenchruh
I don't understand. Are you asking something about getting a 50% salary increase to fart?
Posted on 10/11/17 at 8:09 pm to Wrenchruh
Take your medication and turn off your computer.
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