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re: actor real life fight.

Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:24 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

Keanu. Cruise is tiny and Fishburn is old.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:24 pm to
Sean penn would murder all of the above. But everyone in their prime id probably give the edge to fishburne. He's just too old now and has aged like most normal old people.
Posted by HooDooWitch
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:55 pm to
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Who would win in a real life fight? Tom cruise, Nick Saban or the hot midget from the suicide girls thread yesterday?


FIFY
Posted by Walt OReilly
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:56 pm to
John wick
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 7:56 pm to
It would be out of cruise and fishburn because gay guys fight to the death.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:09 pm to
Spent some time with cruise in Dec
Could smell the crazy but extremely nice after he gets use to you
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:11 pm to
Cruise us 5'3" tops
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:13 pm to
Reeves probably followed by Larry
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Keanu. Cruise is tiny and Fishburn is old.



Larry is only a year older than Cruise and 3 older than Keanu

ETA: He looks 15 years older though
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 8:15 pm
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:17 pm to
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It would be out of cruise and fishburn because gay guys fight to the death.



Dude Reeves dated David Geffen for YEARS!
Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:29 pm to
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I always bet on the brother in a fight


Only if he has 4 or 5 homies with him.

LC
Posted by NC17
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:45 pm to
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Sean penn would murder all of the above. But everyone in their prime id probably give the edge to fishburne.


In their prime it would be Penn hands down. He could bust heads in his younger days. He used to cold cock paparazzi regularly back in the day.
Posted by 504Voodoo
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2012
13546 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:50 pm to
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All Keanu needs to do is to display some of his horrible, sleep inducing acting skills immediately before the fight and the others will be asleep and he wins easily.



It would be his celebrity death match finisher
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:05 pm to
So glad I clicked this fing thread. Cruise would get smashed except that he's crazy so he got that.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:24 pm to
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Cruise is 5'2" and Fishburne is 65 or so.


Fishburne isn't even a whole year older than Cruise.

Keanu is a little over 2 years younger than Cruise and 3 years younger than Fishburne.

Fishburne is of African extraction and raised in Brooklyn. He's also constructed more sturdily then the ofays.

Fishburne wins this one fairly easily, although Cruise is very, very crazy.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
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Posted on 2/27/16 at 1:37 am to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:25 am to
Nobody, and I mean nobody, can ever beat Tom Cruise and his creepy all-encompassing Scientology army. Take that to the bank, you ignorant fools.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 2/27/16 at 2:35 am to
Why are they fighting?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 3:07 am to
quote:

Why are they fighting


Winner gets to take a studio heads cock in their mouth
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