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Accidentally opened my neighbors amazon package

Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:50 pm
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2382 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:50 pm
was delivered to me and I didn't think to check the name. It turned out to be a book about setting boundaries. I feel like there's an opportunity for a joke here somewhere...
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4178 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:52 pm to
Hmm, maybe she meant for you to take a hint
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64396 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I feel like there's an opportunity for a joke here somewhere...


Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150565 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:53 pm to
Maybe they had it sent to you because you’re a shitty neighbor?
Posted by el duderino III
People's Republic of Austin
Member since Jul 2011
2382 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 12:54 pm to
it was addressed to him, just delivered to me by mistake
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98136 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 1:05 pm to
He wants you to stop asking to borrow his Fleshlight
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72594 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

it was addressed to him, just delivered to me by mistake




One of the two of you is playing 4 dimensional chess and it's not you.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10186 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 1:14 pm to
I opened up my neighbors IRS bill. His name starts with the same letter as mine and I just glanced at it. Was pleasantly relieved when I realized I didn't owe anything. This time.
Posted by BgJag
United States
Member since Mar 2008
167 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 1:19 pm to
What if your neighbor read this board?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15444 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 1:33 pm to
At least it wasn't sex toys.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 2:17 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
16969 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 2:18 pm to
Just give it to your neighbor, apologize, and explain what happened.
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 2:20 pm to
Did the same and it was a pink dildo/vibrator. Thought it was a prank and then I checked the name. I carefully repackaged it and dropped it off at the right house very stealthy
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5151 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Did the same and it was a pink dildo/vibrator. Thought it was a prank and then I checked the name. I carefully repackaged it and dropped it off at the right house very stealthy

Oh I would have sloppily re-taped up the box to make it obvious it had been opened, and dropped it off (stealthily) at the right house with a note apologizing and saying it was delivered to the wrong house.
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 4/17/22 at 3:05 pm to
I did this. It turned out to be a giant box of Depends. I couldn't figure out a non-humiliating way to deliver their Depends. Quite the quandry.
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