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re: Accidentally opened a package intended for my neighbor

Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

It contained handcuffs, a cock ring, and a vibrator. The package was unmarked. Second time this has happened. The last package contained generic Priligy. I didn't return that one, but this package is a little more substantial. I don't think I can keep it together long enough to hand it back to him. What should I do?
slow Friday, huh?
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19950 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:25 pm to
Use items

Take pics

Add pics to box

Seal and deliver
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:25 pm to
Pic......

quote:

hand it back to him.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Could a brotha get banned for doing that

No, you fricking cuck
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23224 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:27 pm to
Why don't you just bring it next door and say "Hey, I have your cock ring, vibrator, and handcuffs here!" Yell it real loud. In fact, go to some other neighbors first and say "Hey, I have so-and-so's cock ring, vibrator, and handcuffs. If you see them, let them know so they can come get them."
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 1:28 pm
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:32 pm to
I'd take it back when only she is at home. If you can't la d a side piece with this type of opportunity, then you just can't land a side piece.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69069 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Pics of dildos are fair game on here



There are many that even post here.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131395 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:12 pm to
Bump. OP is a liar
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:14 pm to
Liar.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78295 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:17 pm to
I was holding my downvote until now.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25195 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:17 pm to
quote:

It contained handcuffs, a cock ring, and a vibrator.


quote:

I don't think I can keep it together long enough to hand it back to him


Your neighbor is packing. You should go over there and suck his dick.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69069 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:19 pm to
Damn, when I saw this thread bumped I thought it was because OP posted the pics. OP
This post was edited on 2/10/17 at 6:20 pm
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11293 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:36 pm to
Put on you best Trump T-shirt and hat, take the opened box to him and say "your sex box came to my house again, I'm keeping the massage glove for the inconvenience" Toss it at his feet then mosey off like a boss!
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

She's a solid OT 5.5.

quote:

He's beta af though


Cuck city. You have a real chance here baw.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Kinda want to jack him off a little


What?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 6:43 pm to
You gonna get threesomed.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24178 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 7:51 pm to
Explain how you call someone else beta but yet you can't yourself take them back a package. Who cares what it is.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3994 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:06 pm to
Since he has not posted pics yet, I am going with he is now handcuffed to their bed getting butt reamed by Mr. Beta while his wife videos.
Posted by tigerzballzdeep
Tampa, FL
Member since Jun 2007
3105 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:26 pm to
OP is out on a Friday night trying to purchase a cock ring, dildo and handcuffs.
It is a legit postage or shipping label that has him stumped.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 2/10/17 at 8:29 pm to
Bring it to his house, ring the bell and leave.
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