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re: A fan left an awesome tribute on Mitch Hedberg's grave

Posted on 2/23/16 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by BRgetthenet
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 7:59 pm to
Posted by lsufan_26
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Posted by eddieray
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:01 pm to
"I saw this wino, he was eating grapes, I was like dude, you have to wait"
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

quote: Dufrane party of two How the frick can people eat at a time like this? The Dufranes are missing.
Bush-- SEARCH party of two!
Posted by JumpingTheShark
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:31 pm to
I KNOW RIGHT?!?!
Posted by Ole War Skule
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:34 pm to
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How the frick can people eat at a time like this? The Dufranes are missing.

Posted by Ole War Skule
North Shore
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 8:36 pm to
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
This post was edited on 2/23/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted by weaveballs1
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 9:29 pm to
I had an ant farm, them fellas didn't grow shite.
Posted by peaster68
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 9:54 pm to
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much better than cockroaches. I turn the lights on and a bunch of koala bears scatter. I'm like "hey, hold on fellas! Lemme hold one of you, and feed you a leaf". Koalas, they're so fricking cute, why do they gotta be so far away from me. They should ship a few over, and I will apprehend one... And hold him... And pet him on the back of his head.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 9:58 pm to
Ok I thought maybe I was just weird all day but I just asked someone else just a couple years younger than me, and they don't know who the frick mitch hedberg is either. Never heard of him.

I googled him and saw he is a comedian and it seems like I've maybe sen his face before but couldn't tell you where.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/23/16 at 10:07 pm to
was lucky enough to see him live 4 times before he died. i have a very dry sense of humor and the first time i heard him i nearly pissed myself.

not for everyone, but hes brilliant

my favorite of his, dont know why but it always cracks my shite up

quote:

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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