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72-year-old Florida man stabbed nephew for taking too long in bathroom

Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:16 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:16 pm
Crappy situation

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A DeLand man stabbed his nephew four times with a 6-inch fillet knife for taking too long in the bathroom and claimed the younger man also made him feel disrespected
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Dan Johnson, 72, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He was being held without bail at the Volusia County Branch Jail on Wednesday.
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According to investigators, the victim, Michael Johnson, 29, called 9-1-1 at 7:34 p.m. Tuesday to report that he had been stabbed and that the suspect, whom he identified as his uncle, was still in the house.
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“Hello, I need EVAC. I’ve been stabbed three or four times,” said Michael Johnson, breathing heavily in apparent pain. “Please hurry up.”
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Investigators said Michael Johnson lived in his vehicle in his father’s driveway and that his father allowed him to use the bathroom. On Tuesday, he was about to get in the shower when his uncle came banging on the door
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:17 pm to
nice pirate's cap
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

“Hello, I need EVAC.


Just where was this bathroom?
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:18 pm to
That cop’s chin has 2 chins.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51587 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:19 pm to
Flo rida
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50922 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:19 pm to
That cop's chin(s) is disturbing to look at.
Posted by Cump11b
Member since Sep 2018
2026 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:19 pm to
Am I the first one to notice the double chin on that chick?

edit: guess not
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 2:20 pm
Posted by The Dudes Rug
Member since Nov 2004
14069 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:19 pm to
I bet nephew will let that xhamster video spool up before hogging the commode next time.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15609 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:19 pm to
When "shite or get off the pot" goes wrong.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39311 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
ol florida man strikes again
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

That cop's chin(s) is disturbing to look at.



Go back to staring at his dick and balls, then.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
how big is this guy? Or how small is the cop behind him?
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84316 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:20 pm to
Lesson learned what's the problem
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22344 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:21 pm to
there is nothing in this story I don't like. it has everything

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72-year-old Florida man

here we go, probably some crazy shite going down
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stabbed nephew

ok....ok...progress
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for taking too long in bathroom

now I'm in
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four times with a 6-inch fillet knife for taking too long in the bathroom and claimed the younger man also made him feel disrespected

boom, payoff baby
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Michael Johnson lived in his vehicle in his father’s driveway and that his father allowed him to use the bathroom. On Tuesday, he was about to get in the shower when his uncle came banging on the door

Aaaaaand the cherry on top. That's Florida baby


Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28716 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:22 pm to
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
25123 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

made him feel disrespected



common theme
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:23 pm to
yep, can't have that.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:24 pm to
[quote]That cop’s chin has 2 chins.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 4/24/19 at 2:25 pm to

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