re: 67 year old Uptown Girl Christie Brinkley

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We’ve all had Brazilian laser hair removal.

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I’ve shaved every night of my life since 5th grade. It was my mom’s rule bc she said once you start shaving your legs you will have to every night. I don’t even think twice about it... it’s just part of my routine and I can do one leg in 20-30 secs without looking. I have exes tell me how much they miss that bc they never once felt a stubble on my body.

And I’m just a tight arse so I don’t pay anyone to wax or laser me when I can do free and quick. I have the prettiest nails in my group of friends and have had a manicure one time probably 20 yrs ago. I hated that fake look.

The only thing I want done is microblading my eyebrows bc I am not a hairy person and wish they were thicker and more defined. Maybe I’ll splurge on it one day.

I still feel like the only girl who hasn’t had Botox yet....