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re: 51 yo and retiring after 25 years Federal LEO

Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
I would hate to see their butthole if they have shite out a 6 foot long 200 pound turd. Asa Akira is jealous as hell of him.
Posted by GeauxWest
Katy
Member since Aug 2014
925 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:40 pm to
All Federal LE Officers have a mandatory retirement age of 57. The stress of the job is tremendous. Dealing with idiots like Caplewood and Mike D take a toll. I am a college grad and grew up in Louisiana. I have worked my tail off and have paid my dues. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes. If anyone has an issue with it look me up and we can discuss it.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79887 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
quote:

End war on drugs

This war is being continued and funded by individuals that meet all but one of you're other criteria.

The LEO is a pawn in the game.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
28061 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:41 pm to
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Yup. Have you ever hung out with a retired cop?


Plenty and I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that before. The retired LEO's that I've been around were very humble, older guys who went out of their way to avoid bullshite. Guess they'd seen enough of it.
Posted by GeauxWest
Katy
Member since Aug 2014
925 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:42 pm to
Hell Caplewood I have a son 6'2' 275 works off shore. He would be glad to fix your problem.
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3145 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

If anyone has an issue with it look me up and we can discuss it.


1:1 odds. Making a change.
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:43 pm to
How exactly will a cop help me when I have a gun pointed at my head? Also will he unrape my wife? Pretty terrible examples you put forth there chief
Posted by FunroePete
The Big Cheezy
Member since Dec 2012
1531 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:43 pm to
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quote:
Fwiw I have zero respect for you or anyone of your "brothers" in blue, nothing but a bunch of power abusing losers that hardly provides any service worthy of admiration (but acts like they are gods gift to humanity) I say this with all due respect(that would be none, btw), get fricked officer.



Shut the frick up child killer

bro...
Posted by sealawyer
Coonassganistan
Member since Nov 2012
3145 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:44 pm to
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plewood I have a son 6'2' 275 works off shore. He would be glad to fix your problem.


That a threat officer? You don't have the blue line protecting you anymore. You are as subject to jail as the rest of us.
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 9:46 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:46 pm to
You are just perpetuating the dumbass banty rooster cop stereotype. Violence always your first option... No surprise as its pretty obvious how ignorant you really are
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19848 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:46 pm to
I haven't decided if I will get out when I hit 25 years. I guess it depends on what I have lined up. I am going to start teaching a college course next semester. I am hoping that will be my second career. I hear you about getting out to a normal life. The Feds have been good to me, but it seems to get worse every year. Congrats on getting out a good time.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79887 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:48 pm to
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ow exactly will a cop help me when I have a gun pointed at my head? Also will he unrape my wife? Pretty terrible examples you put forth there chief


PM, preventive maintenance.

They won't prevent all murders or worse, but they deter with a certain amount of presence. They keep crime out of your Stepford world.

Granted, plenty of proof that presence doesn't deter all crime. If you announce that their is no longer protection you get situations such as Katrina.

So yeah, you will be a badass killing mofo's with your Kimber until you realize you are now the LEO protecting your life the whole time.

Personally, let them collect their shitty wages and retire early. I don't want the job.
This post was edited on 9/7/15 at 9:49 pm
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:49 pm to
You get a hurricane?
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:49 pm to
quote:


Then you either haven't lived much life or have lived a very sheltered life.......


I have lived a LOT. Trust me on this one. Very very few will have done as much as me and almost none taken as many chances as me. When I say it's luck that I'm still alive, it is. Go back and do the same things again and it's 50/50 I would say if I make it the second time as I've skated the literal life or death line a few times.

As for a bad situation, cops just aren't gonna get there fast enough to save me 90% of the time is my guess and I'll count on me.

That isn't an slam on cops either. It's reality and I deal in reality.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
79887 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

You get a hurricane?


Que?
Posted by TigahRag
Sorting Out OT BS Since 2005
Member since May 2005
132775 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:51 pm to
He's certainly doing nothing to dispel the stereotype ..
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:53 pm to
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I haven't decided if I will get out when I hit 25 years


Without a doubt...I'm hanging it up at 25....but I got 11 more until I get there.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
28061 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:54 pm to
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As for a bad situation, cops just aren't gonna get there fast enough to save me 90% of the time is my guess and I'll count on me.


I can respect that.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
41654 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:55 pm to
True hero. Respect
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73856 posts
Posted on 9/7/15 at 9:55 pm to
How does your pension work? MPERS allows you 50% of the avg of your top 4 years in MS. So assuming you avged $50k, you'd receive only $25k a year. How does one live on that at 51?
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