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30% of Ozempic users are crapping in the bed.

Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:08 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118773 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:08 pm
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The blockbuster weight-loss drugs Ozempic and Wegovy are earning rave reviews among influencers, celebrities and slimmers — but some users aren't so lucky.

A growing number of patients are detailing embarrassing and debilitating stomach and toilet symptoms - from severe constipation to losing control of the bowels.

The problems have become so common a Reddit group with more than 30,000 members has been created where users share their most embarrassing stories.

One user wrote in a thread: 'I quite literally s**t myself while sleeping. That's a first. Been tough few days of diarrhea after my first semaglutide injection.' Meanwhile, a 43-year-old anonymous man taking Wegovy said 'I just feel SO embarrassed being a grown adult who messed his pants!'

The drugs slow the digestive process, making people feel full for longer periods of time. This can lead to constipation. However, it can also signal to the brain that stomach contents need to be emptied sooner, resulting in diarrhea.
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Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16199 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:09 pm to
I'll wear Depends if I could be skinny
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25712 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:09 pm to
That’s shitty
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
51772 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27190 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:09 pm to
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30% of Ozempic users are crapping in the bed.


Don't a lot of fat fricks shite the bed regardless or do they just smell that way?
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3592 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:10 pm to
LOL. not me. i have friends who are on it as well with no issues other than a lil nausea at times.
Posted by STigers
Gulf Coast
Member since Nov 2022
1540 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:11 pm to
Side effect: Anal leakage
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3592 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:11 pm to
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a lot of fat fricks


not anymore bruh! down 43 pounds and i can see my whole dick!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:11 pm to
It's right there on their website...

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The most common side effects of Ozempic® may include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach (abdominal) pain, and constipation.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65680 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:12 pm to
Looks like the Lakers & Celtics were on Ozempic for the last 10 days.
Posted by Professor Terguson
Member since May 2023
80 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:13 pm to
Too bad Amber Heard didn’t know this during her trial with Johnny Depp. She could’ve blamed it all on Ozempic.
Posted by DaleGribble
Bend, OR
Member since Sep 2014
6821 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:15 pm to
That weight's gotta go somewhere...out their assholes.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:15 pm to
what a shitty take
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:16 pm to


Endorsement deal. Boom.
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
22813 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:17 pm to
Constipation is a more common side effect of ozempic than diarrhea. Never heard of anyone shitting the bed from it
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 12:18 pm
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
3214 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

growing number of patients are detailing embarrassing and debilitating stomach and toilet symptoms - from severe constipation to losing control of the bowels.



As has been said.... Just a couple stomach bugs from a beach body
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15553 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:19 pm to
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LOL. not me. i have friends who are on it as well with no issues other than a lil nausea at times.

Do you even lift? How about the gut motility and cancer risk? Worth it or should you just diet and exercise?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167247 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:20 pm to
The diet drug Alli warns of "anal leakage" as a side effect.

I read if you eat anything with fat and oil in it you are 100% going to have uncontrollable runny leakage.

quote:

Most of the common side effects of Alli improve after a couple of weeks. These side effects are mostly related to diarrhea and loose, oily stools as your body is getting rid of extra fat. Replacing high-fat foods with lower-fat alternatives can help reduce these unwanted effects


quote:

Dieters have been flocking to drugstores to pick up Alli, the first over-the-counter weight-loss pill to be approved by the Food and Drug Administration, despite the scary warning: Stray too far from your low-fat diet and you just might poop your pants.

The drug’s maker, GlaxoSmithKline, has been up front about the pill’s side effects, suggesting that first timers wear dark pants or bring a change of clothes to work until they get used to the diet pill’s potentially yucky consequences.
Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9600 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:20 pm to
Doesn’t matter, not fat!
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4435 posts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 12:25 pm to
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not anymore bruh! down 43 pounds and i can see my whole dick!



Me too. I am on Mounjaro. In another 6 weeks I will be nothing but dick and eyeballs.
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