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Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1115 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:23 pm
Jesus turned 21. Dude had a massive rager, drank so much they ran out of wine and had to make more out of some water.

Have a toast to celebrate, Jesus' 21st birthday 2k only happens once ever.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70998 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:32 pm to
25.

They miscalculated His birth year, but by the time they figured that out, the incorrect year was in widespread use.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14846 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:40 pm to
He wasn't born on 12/25, the early church assigned that date to supercede the Pagan Saturnalia festival. He was likely born in April.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5515 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:40 pm to
Jesus birthday is unknown. The 25th of December was just chosen for some reason unknown to me.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70998 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Jesus birthday is unknown. The 25th of December was just chosen for some reason unknown to me.


He was the light of the world, so the Nativity was celebrated at the time of the winter solstice.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5515 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:44 pm to
Makes sense.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35610 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:45 pm to
So every response has taken this way too seriously.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:47 pm to
Jesus, the missing years
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53854 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:49 pm to
quote:

Jesus, the missing years


That bootleg boxed set is fire.
Posted by tigersnatch69
Member since Nov 2008
273 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:50 pm to
Jesus wasn’t born that day you idiot!!
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

That bootleg boxed set is fire.


Damn straight.

Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53854 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

You too, baw.

If you get tired of your nutsack freezing to your leg, come back to the county. We're sitting at 70° right now.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

He was likely born in April.


August most likely
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:56 pm to
Met some members last week that want me to go to another property around Franklin. The Troubadour, I believe. Fellas want me to run their beverage program and manage the farm they have. Mighty tempted to take it after summer ends.
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
Member since Sep 2020
9362 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

He wasn't born on 12/25, the early church assigned that date to supercede the Pagan Saturnalia festival. He was likely born in April

Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11200 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 1:47 pm to
Ever wonder what happened to all that Gold, Silver and Muir?
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8285 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 3:01 pm to
Twenty-three skidoo
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 3:04 pm to
Calm down, bleeding snatch. Everybody knows that
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76264 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 3:22 pm to
quote:

He wasn't born on 12/25, the early church assigned that date to supercede the Pagan Saturnalia festival. He was likely born in April.



OMG No Way!
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Jesus turned 21

There was no year zero.
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