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re: 20 Kilos of Cocaine is Laying on the Beach, What Do You Do?

Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:04 pm to
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92357 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:04 pm to
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At the very least you keep it and slowly sell off 8 balls to your close friends

Without question
Posted by tigerswin03
SAINTS / PELICANS FAN
Member since Jan 2009
4715 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:07 pm to
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caine is Laying on the Beach, What Do You Do?
I've found about 100 pounds of weed floating offshore and about 40 kilos of coke floating offshore on another trip. I left it


I call bullshite ...:

Two different trips you run across a huge amount of drugs , get the frick out .....
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61580 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:08 pm to
Hire these guys and flip those bricks

Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:08 pm to
My bad. I read the premise as 20 kilos, not 1
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
21034 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:10 pm to
Kick sand over it. Call the cops, wait for them to get there, make sure they get all of it.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72462 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:10 pm to
I ride my bike on Jupiter island at least once a week.... Not my lucky week.
Posted by Tiger n Miami AU83
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
45656 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:30 pm to
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Twenty kilos of cocaine washed ashore in Jupiter Island. The Sheriff's Office said it's worth $600,000.



That might be the lowest amount I've ever seen by law enforcement.  


Way low. Sold off an 8 ball at a time and even without cutting it at all you are talking 1.7 million street value.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:32 pm to
What's cocaine?
Posted by DoctorTechnical
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
3041 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 5:35 pm to
No mention yet of the locals' old term "Square Grouper"?

Hmph, kids today.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216684 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:18 pm to
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Keep on walking. Not worth the risk from either side of the law.



This...............
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:23 pm to
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I would have it all sold in 2 days. I dont know any drug dealers, but if I have 20 keys you better believe it wont take me long to find the right buyer.
lol

As someone with no connection to the drug trade, you don't think it would be difficult to find someone willing and capable of buying 20 kilos of cocaine?

I'd say dead or in jail within a week.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:24 pm to
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No mention yet of the locals' old term "Square Grouper"?


Exactly.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:28 pm to
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I'd most likely go bury 1 on the beach nearby next to a land mark so I can find it in a few days. Then call the cops about the rest.
You don't think they would be suspicious about the open package and the missing kilo?

If anything, take the kilo and don't say shite. Calling the cops and reporting a package with one kilo conveniently missing puts you on their radar.
This post was edited on 3/8/16 at 6:36 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:30 pm to
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I call bullshite ...:
Ive heard stories from numerous offshore fishermen. I don't think it's all that rare of an occurrence.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:33 pm to
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You don't think they would be suspicious about the open package and the missing kilo?



They aren't in separate packages?

I would be smart about it. I'm not tearing something open, but if there's an easily removed separate package, that would be too enticing

And calling the cops might not happen. Might just leave the majority of it for someone else to report.

Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9392 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:34 pm to
Have one hell of a party....hookers and blow is where it's at
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:35 pm to
I do 20 kilos of cocaine
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:37 pm to
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They aren't in separate packages?
One big bundle. 20 separate packages inside that bundle.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:43 pm to
meh, I'd rip one out if I could quickly and without using fingerprints and be gone.

But if I couldn't do that, I'd just walk away. I'm not spending 20 minutes ripping something open and leaving forensic evidence everywhere.

Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92357 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 6:46 pm to
The idea of taking some and calling the cops is blowing my mind. Talking to the cops in general seems like a bad idea to me. Talking to them about drugs is worse. Talking to them when you stole some of those drugs is fricking INSANE.

If one is taking a brick or two, which I think is a pretty solid idea(possibly), DON'T TALK TO POLICE.
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