*** Good Monday Morning Thread

Good Morning Err’body

JOTD

According to my wife, I'm a terrible dad for not treating my kids equally.

I just don't understand it. I love James, Nicole and the fat, ugly one all the same.


On this day in history
1921
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington Cemetery is dedicated.
1933
The first of the great dust storms of the 1930s hits North Dakota.
1938
Irving Berlin's "God Bless America" is performed for the first time by singer Kate Smith.
1953
The polio virus is identified and photographed for the first time in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
1966
The United States launches Gemini 12, a two-man orbiter, into orbit.
1970
U.S. Army Special Forces raid the Son Tay prison camp in North Vietnam but find no prisoners.
1973
Israel and Egypt sign a cease-fire.
1973
The Soviet Union is kicked out of World Cup soccer for refusing to play Chile.
1987
An unidentified buyer buys Vincent Van Gogh's painting "Irises" from the estate of Joan Whitney Payson for $53.9 million at Sotheby's in New York.
1993
Sculpture honoring women who served in the Vietnam War dedicated at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial in Washington, DC.
1999
House of Lords Act reforming Britain's House of Lords, given Royal Assent; the act removed the right to hereditary seats (sitting members were permitted to remain).
2004
Palestine Liberation organization confirms the death of its longtime chairman Yasser Arafat; cause of death has never been conclusively determined.
2004
New Zealand Tomb of the Unknown Warrior dedicated at the National War Museum, Wellington.
2006
Queen Elizabeth II unveils New Zealand War Memorial in London.
2008
RMS Queen Elizabeth 2 (QE2)sets sail on her final voyage, bound for Dubai.

Today’s Weather - Arctic Blast Dives Deep


And remember guys if you sleep with a female veteran today,

Be sure to thank them for their cervix.