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Posted on 8/19/19 at 6:37 am to Fat and Happy
Posted on 8/19/19 at 6:37 am to Fat and Happy
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Well for starters, i would actually have to care about being in the dog house
She doesnt say much on a good day anyway so it hasn't been that bad. I'm pretty sure I told her and she was too in to pinterest to register it. She recently admitted that she now remembers me telling her that I was thinking of going.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 6:39 am to celltech1981
Attaboy, Celltech... She'll come around.

Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:01 am to LCA131
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She'll come around
I'm sure she will. One of the most aggravating things about women in general is that they think you will die if you don't tell them where you are at. If I'm hunting there are probably 4 or 5 of my buddies who know where I'm at and when they should be worried if they haven't heard from me. They could actually do something other than drive to the boat launch and stand by my boat trailer wringing their hands.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:07 am to celltech1981
Early 90s, buddy went to a bar room in Lafayette after work on Friday, got all liquored up, rode all night and wound up in Tupelo on Saturday. They drank some more, bought a car and drove home Sunday.
Stopped to take a squirt on side of the road in MS in some tall grass and one of the assholes with him said "watch you don't get any ticks on you."
He got home and his wife was bitching up a storm "Where were you? Why didn't you call? Yap, yap, yap, yap.."
He got undressed and finally replied "I went and bought you a car, now shut up and see if I got any ticks on me."
She'll either get over it or she won't. Don't worry about it either way.
Stopped to take a squirt on side of the road in MS in some tall grass and one of the assholes with him said "watch you don't get any ticks on you."
He got home and his wife was bitching up a storm "Where were you? Why didn't you call? Yap, yap, yap, yap.."
He got undressed and finally replied "I went and bought you a car, now shut up and see if I got any ticks on me."
She'll either get over it or she won't. Don't worry about it either way.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:11 am to celltech1981
I took NyQuil after drinking all night to help sleep and apparently had a crazy nightmare and I rolled over and punched her in the arm in my sleep. Then she thought I was dead cause I wasn’t moving and she couldn’t wake me up
Posted on 8/19/19 at 7:13 am to Hogwarts
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Wife wakes up mad at me occasionally over crap I’ve done in her dreams. I can’t catch a break haha
Glad to know I’m not the only one that has had to deal with that.
My ex did it all the time and was convinced it was God trying to send her a sign
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:28 am to celltech1981
She had a serious talk with me about being an alcoholic, after having 3 beers on a Sunday afternoon.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:37 am to celltech1981
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celltech1981
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My gf (no pics, she's an ot 3)
cmon bruh!!!
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:43 am to DomincDecoco
It's funny how mine is. She gets mad at her family members but if I bring up the same thing about them that she gets mad about, she gets mad at me for "bad talking" her family. 
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:47 am to celltech1981
Something about being moist
Posted on 8/19/19 at 8:52 am to celltech1981
The constant ebb and flow for us is just because she asks me to do something (and I agree) doesn't mean I have to do it on her timeline.
Posted on 8/19/19 at 9:00 am to celltech1981
Excellent haunches.... 
Posted on 8/19/19 at 10:25 am to DomincDecoco
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cmon bruh!!!
bruh, not many fine girls put up with my shite
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:02 pm to celltech1981
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bruh, not many fine girls put up with my shite
nosce te ipsum
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:17 pm to DomincDecoco
i live in it... most of it is self inflicted though 
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:27 pm to BabyTac
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She had a serious talk with me about being an alcoholic, after having 3 beers on a Sunday afternoon.
Well maybe if you hadn't been stuffing the empties under the pew
Posted on 8/19/19 at 3:47 pm to Oilfieldbiology
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cheated on her in a dream
This is always a good one.
You should counter with “well I sleep with other women In my dreams every night and you don’t hear me complaining.”
Posted on 8/19/19 at 4:29 pm to celltech1981
Fantasy draft was this weekend at my buddy's lakehouse. Told her I'd take her and the son to lunch on Saturday before I left.
Asked at 10:45 where they'd like to eat lunch and she jumped my arse because I "couldn't atleast wait until 11:00 to ask". Literally all I did was ask where they'd like to go so I could dress accordingly
Asked at 10:45 where they'd like to eat lunch and she jumped my arse because I "couldn't atleast wait until 11:00 to ask". Literally all I did was ask where they'd like to go so I could dress accordingly
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