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The Deshaun Watson prayer altar has been updated (now with actual animal sacrifice)
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:21 pm
Bless us, O God. Bless our food and our drink and our city.
Since you redeemed us so dearly and delivered us from mediocrity, as you gave us a share in this journey so may you give us a share in glory.
Bless your servant Deshaun and grant him wisdom in his search. Lead him to Sainthood as you have led us.
If it be Your will,
Amen.
I've laid out a picture of a Mormon ancestor of the Kelly family, from whom I acquired my life's calling.
4 votive candles from the Fiesta! section of my local Winco foods
a portrait of the late Sir Winston
an olive wood crucifix that I bought along with some Marijuana on the beaches of Puerta Vallarta
a lock of SirWinston's hair
a game worn Reggie Bush helmet
an authenticated game ball from Super Bowl XLIV
an icon of St Michael slaying the dragon (falcon) from the now-familiar St. Sophia Cathedral in Kyiv, Ukraine
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 12:51 pm
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Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:23 pm to SirWinston
Altars are against the rules here
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:23 pm to SirWinston
Never seen a loser as bored as you are.
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:27 pm to SirWinston
You really are a strange dude
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:29 pm to SirWinston
I must be delirious. This is so fricking weird that it's hysterical. I swear to God he threw the mold away. 
Posted on 3/16/22 at 11:50 pm to SirWinston
Brilliant!
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:24 am to SirWinston
May Winston guide Deshaun to Sainthood
Posted on 3/17/22 at 6:44 am to SirWinston
I knew this was a Sir Winston thread just by reading the thread title
Posted on 3/17/22 at 7:47 am to SirWinston
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I've created an altar
Yes you did Alejandro.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:31 am to SirWinston
Justs a technical note. It's not really an Altar until you sacrifice something on it. So, maybe get a half-dozen raw oysters to put on the Altar. Sprinkle some lemon juice on them then eat them. Then it will be a true Altar.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 8:41 am to SirWinston
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SirWinston
Goat
Posted on 3/17/22 at 10:43 am to Champagne
I had raw oysters in the fridge didn't even think of this .
I feel that we are being blessed though when I read about the Saints meeting with Deshaun again last night - it was likely during the duration of the "altar".
. I feel that we are being blessed though when I read about the Saints meeting with Deshaun again last night - it was likely during the duration of the "altar".
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:51 pm to SirWinston
Updated altar now includes:
oyster and hot sauce sacrifice / offering
framed photograph of the greatest moment in New Orleans Saints history
premium massage oil
game worn Drew Brees color rush jersey
game worn Reggie Bush helmet
custom Cam Jordan I's
study of female masseuse bust
Jesus Christ votive candle and olive wood rosary
marijuana joints (3)
game-used football from Super Bowl XLIV
"Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler!" cork drink coaster
Sir Winston's New Orleans Saints leash
a lock of Sir Winston's hair
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 12:56 pm
Posted on 3/17/22 at 12:52 pm to SirWinston
BLESS THE ALTER
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:00 pm to SirWinston
Did you get that dresser when jade moon went out of business?
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:11 pm to JayJay2
Right or wrong. When someone says something like you did (loser comment) 95% of the time they're projecting their own insecurities. Because only people that insecure would get joy out of saying this, because it slightly aleves their own failure....temporarily.
This post was edited on 3/17/22 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:16 pm to GonadBallbarion
That's such a cute comment you made. Congratulations. Now back to see who's going to be the saints next QB
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:39 pm to SirWinston
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SirWinston
You may be the biggest attention whore on all of TD. And that's saying a lot.
Posted on 3/17/22 at 1:42 pm to SirWinston
Can you bend the knee in skinny jeans?
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