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re: Payton Turner signs with the Cowboys

Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71032 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:29 pm to
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What exactly does Mickey do then ?


Crush gum

Act like a smug prick

Receive blowjobs from Chad.

Repeat

Not always in that order.
This post was edited on 3/11/25 at 5:31 pm
Posted by bonethug0180
Avondale
Member since Jul 2018
4932 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:32 pm to
quote:

Receive blowjobs from Chad.
I'm offended I wasn't included.
Posted by Neilfish
Member since Jun 2006
3415 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:34 pm to
He’ll turn into a pro bowler now
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
71032 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:34 pm to
You may actually BE Mickey given your unyielding support
Posted by bonethug0180
Avondale
Member since Jul 2018
4932 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 5:42 pm to
If only I could be that smug.

But I do criticize him for the things I perceive him doing wrong, like hiring Allen after Payton because it was the easy thing, and holding the scouting teams together too long when they have proven ineffective (but we don't see behind the scenes, and this could have been more Payton and Allen just getting who they want regardless).

I think he does a masterful job with managing the cap and always thinking ahead, and like I say every year it has not stopped us from signing FAs, especially some pretty big ones. If a coach wants a player Loomis tries to make it happen.

And I know on that point many disagree, but to them I say suck a lemon. ;p
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
58600 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 6:30 pm to
Will be an all pro
Posted by TwoDatBait
Northshore, LA
Member since Jul 2011
6408 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:52 pm to
Healthy 17 game, 12 sack season incoming….
Posted by Chalkywhite84
New orleans
Member since Dec 2016
33933 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 8:55 pm to
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Those same posters will also fail to see that the team completely revamped the scouting department around 2023. Possibly because of grades on players like Turner


I really don't think it was revamped that much.

Ireland has always run the college scouting and draft.

Maybe they gave a promotion to Michael parenton, who is mickey's best friend's son(weird I'd u ask me)
Posted by UpstairsComputer
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2017
1800 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

that one gonna hurt if he blows up in Dallas


If? Dude is definitely getting at least 9 sacks next year.
Posted by Da #1 Stunna
985
Member since Oct 2012
1852 posts
Posted on 3/11/25 at 11:34 pm to
Good riddance to this BUST!!!

Dude was total bum.

I expect him to be out of the league after this 1 year deal in Dallas.

OUT OF THE LEAGUE
Posted by jrobic4
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
12239 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 8:28 am to
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success is never attributed to Loomis yet EVERY failure is.


The buck stops with the boss!
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18304 posts
Posted on 3/12/25 at 8:50 am to
He will be all-pro next year somehow
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