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re: Is the Day of Fapping here?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 10:56 am to BobBoucher
Posted on 6/11/12 at 10:56 am to BobBoucher
Seems legit.
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Posted on 6/11/12 at 10:59 am to BobBoucher
quote:
CNN BREAKING NEWS 10:47AM: Sources have confirmed a severe shortage of Jergens hand lotion in the New Orleans metro area... sources say the product is flying off the shelves as a deal with New Orleans Saints franshise QB Drew Brees appears imminent....
FOX NEWS is reporting that CNN reports are false and that they haven't heard anything even close to that being true
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:01 am to tgrbaitn08
Ed Werder just received a text from an unnamed source close to the situation and New Orleans is possibly experiencing a shortage of Jergens in the area. They may or may not run out of the product within the coming weeks.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:06 am to Chad504boy
Frick Ed. I'm going in this bitch dry.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:09 am to Patrick O Rly
WTF is going on here. I saw the link for the WWL page that referenced that "news" would be out by the top of the hour. Where on that WWL page did it state this? Am I blind?
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:09 am to ClientNumber9
quote:
Am I blind?
Or is he a dumbass? Tis be's the questions.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:12 am to Patrick O Rly
when this shite happens, this might be an occasion worthy of The Stranger.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:14 am to ClientNumber9
quote:
WTF is going on here. I saw the link for the WWL page that referenced that "news" would be out by the top of the hour. Where on that WWL page did it state this? Am I blind?
KG was reporting earlier this morning on WWL that "Mike Detilliar was reporting that a deal IS getting close to being done"
They have since pulled that spot from earlier this morning.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:48 am to Putty
quote:
pfft...my tears of joy will provide sufficient lube and I have no intention of cleaning up after myself...I will wear my seed in tribute to he who signeth.
That is very close to becomming sig worthy right there!
Posted on 6/11/12 at 11:55 am to Sophandros
This'll be a good birthday present if it happens today
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:38 pm to thejudge
yeah, no.
As I stated last week Brees isn't signing until the arbiter rules.
As I stated last week Brees isn't signing until the arbiter rules.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:39 pm to Hoodoo Man
quote:
I've heard from an anonymous source that it won't get done today.
Please keep in mind I'm the first to report this.
No you're not. I said last Thursday that anybody with a brain in their head knows that Kristian Garic is fishing for a "hit" and that Brees has no reason to sign with a potential windfall (favorable ruling on franchise status) in his back pocket.
Garic wanted his first "big boy scoop" and he's going to wind up looking like a retard when nothing happens.
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 12:43 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:45 pm to MinnesotaTiger
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Is the Day of Fapping here?
I'm gonna fap regardless if it's all the same to you guys. Wait, there's a knock at the door. The cable guy. I didn't realize our cable was out. Oh my, this guy isn't here to fix the cable. He's here to lay the cable.
I'm funny dammit.
This post was edited on 6/11/12 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:52 pm to Patrick O Rly
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:53 pm to MinnesotaTiger
quote:
As I stated last week Brees isn't signing until the arbiter rules.
I'm not saying Brees will or won't sign in the next few days, but I don't think the arbiter's ruling has much bearing on Brees' decision. Brees has indicated many times that he wants a long term deal and that he does not or will not sign a franchise tender sheet.
So my question to you is, why does it matter if this next year is to be paid at $16M or $21M? Neither is what Brees or the Saints FO is seeking. They both want a long term deal; the dispute is in the details. Are you suggesting that if the NFL determines that Brees is due $21M with a franchise tag that he'll play this year under the tag, then try to negotiate a salary for next year? I don't see how the ruling gives either side any real leverage.
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:53 pm to Patrick O Rly
Better hope the plumber isnt behind him
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:54 pm to DrunkHat
No, just the milk man, and he's brought the cream. 
Posted on 6/11/12 at 12:59 pm to Patrick O Rly
O Lawd...
Posted on 6/11/12 at 1:09 pm to ClientNumber9
I could be mistaken but I think it's pretty clear cut that currently the sides are hovering between $19 and $20.5 million per year on average.
It's being assumed that this is with the Saints applying what is considered the 1st franchise tag to Brees, which is like $16M this year and would be like $21M next year (I'm ballparking - too lazy to check).
However, in the unlikely event that the arbiter rules Brees' tag in SD applies here, that means that his average tags would go up by like $5M per year which means that he might raise HIS asking price to $22.5 or $23 per year on average.
So since Brees has waited this long to sign it seems reasonable to wait another couple few weeks in the hopes that he'll make an extra $5mill or more.
Again - purely speculation on my part. The deal could be announced in 5 minutes for all I know - I just think we'd be hearing a lot more from legit sources (teammates on Twitter, ESPN guys, etc).
It's being assumed that this is with the Saints applying what is considered the 1st franchise tag to Brees, which is like $16M this year and would be like $21M next year (I'm ballparking - too lazy to check).
However, in the unlikely event that the arbiter rules Brees' tag in SD applies here, that means that his average tags would go up by like $5M per year which means that he might raise HIS asking price to $22.5 or $23 per year on average.
So since Brees has waited this long to sign it seems reasonable to wait another couple few weeks in the hopes that he'll make an extra $5mill or more.
Again - purely speculation on my part. The deal could be announced in 5 minutes for all I know - I just think we'd be hearing a lot more from legit sources (teammates on Twitter, ESPN guys, etc).
Posted on 6/11/12 at 1:19 pm to Patrick O Rly
Broooooo that's gross! I'm eating ice cream, cookies and cream.
And fapping
And fapping
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