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re: I Hate the falcons

Posted on 8/17/12 at 12:17 am to
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6676 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 12:17 am to
Is that all?

You just hate them?
Seems like, if you were to start an entire thread on this subject you would come in with more hate! Maybe some good visualizations of what you wish upon them. MAybe you want them to be invited to the olympics, only to sexually appease the heavyweight greek weight lifting team? Maybe you wish them to spend an entire year stuck at the new orleans dmv with only live footage of snuff films centraled around a theme of scrotum stapling.
Maybe you wish for them to have an over-friendly arse kissing QB with sub-standard skills, but he will never be loved in atl because he is no mike vick!

I pray they backdoor themselves into the playoffs only to lose in the first round for the next 40 years.
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 12:18 am to
frick them 2nd page
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31567 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:06 am to
I hate the "Matty Ice" nickname. Matt Ryan has yet to win a big game. Matt Ryan has choked numerous times. Why does ESPN continue with the "Matty Ice"?

Reminds me of when they did the feature on the Auburn kicker a few years back, "Money". Had him kicking with the wad of bills in his hands.


Then he missed 5 field goals against LSU.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:36 am to
quote:

I pray they backdoor themselves into the playoffs only to lose to the Saints in the second round for the next 40 years.


FIFY

Since we'll be getting that first week bye for the next 4 decades, the failcons will have to eek a victory out only to be crushed by us.
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23163 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:50 am to
quote:

implementing screens


Screens look easy but it requires having an extremely good OL, RB, and ESPECIALLY QB to disguise it properly. Saints were awful running screens with AB and then bc great at it overnight when Brees showed up.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
13321 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:00 am to
... that's nice.
All I know is about 50% of y'all sound like 'tards using words like "Failcunts" and "Failcons", etc.

The end.
Posted by Patrick O Rly
y u do dis?
Member since Aug 2011
41187 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:03 am to
I agree.
Posted by death valley driver
CHOPPA CITY
Member since Jul 2004
11688 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:21 am to
AGREE with all of this not to mention they have the worst coach in the division (by the time they realize this it'll be too late )
Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:35 am to
I'm with you on that one.



Posted by Suntiger
STG or BR or somewhere else
Member since Feb 2007
36236 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:49 am to
quote:

quote:

I Hate the falcons




Inventive and creative thread.


Posted by blueslover
deeper than deep south
Member since Sep 2007
22792 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:58 am to
Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shite and an Atlanta Falcons fan? A: The bucket.

Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3

Q: Why do Atlanta Falcons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces

Q: How do you keep a Falcons fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Atlanta Falcons want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
13321 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:04 am to
... obsessed.
Yea yea, says the Falcons fan posting on a Saints site - I already see the irony... just go with it!

Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!


Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:34 am to
quote:

and have two of the most dynamic receivers in the NFL.



Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
13321 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:37 am to
Facts are crazy?
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23661 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:40 am to
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... obsessed.


I'm sure the Falcons forums have bunches of great jokes about the Saints.


































Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15663 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:04 pm to
I hate the Dirty Birds more than the Bears, the Vikings, the 49'ers, Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden, James Holmes, Colin Cowherd and Rick Astley combined.
This post was edited on 8/17/12 at 3:05 pm
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23661 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

I hate the Dirty Birds more than the Bears, the Vikings, the 49'ers, Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden, James Holmes, Colin Cowherd and Rick Astley combined.


Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
130973 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:13 pm to
Tell the failcon fans that on dawgrant.
Posted by DoubleDown
New Orleans, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
13321 posts
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden

Jesus really? If so, you need another hobby or to take a step back and look at the world a bit more.
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