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re: I Hate the falcons
Posted on 8/17/12 at 12:17 am to shortstop1627
Posted on 8/17/12 at 12:17 am to shortstop1627
Is that all?
You just hate them?
Seems like, if you were to start an entire thread on this subject you would come in with more hate! Maybe some good visualizations of what you wish upon them. MAybe you want them to be invited to the olympics, only to sexually appease the heavyweight greek weight lifting team? Maybe you wish them to spend an entire year stuck at the new orleans dmv with only live footage of snuff films centraled around a theme of scrotum stapling.
Maybe you wish for them to have an over-friendly arse kissing QB with sub-standard skills, but he will never be loved in atl because he is no mike vick!
I pray they backdoor themselves into the playoffs only to lose in the first round for the next 40 years.
You just hate them?
Seems like, if you were to start an entire thread on this subject you would come in with more hate! Maybe some good visualizations of what you wish upon them. MAybe you want them to be invited to the olympics, only to sexually appease the heavyweight greek weight lifting team? Maybe you wish them to spend an entire year stuck at the new orleans dmv with only live footage of snuff films centraled around a theme of scrotum stapling.
Maybe you wish for them to have an over-friendly arse kissing QB with sub-standard skills, but he will never be loved in atl because he is no mike vick!
I pray they backdoor themselves into the playoffs only to lose in the first round for the next 40 years.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:06 am to Hugo Stiglitz
I hate the "Matty Ice" nickname. Matt Ryan has yet to win a big game. Matt Ryan has choked numerous times. Why does ESPN continue with the "Matty Ice"?
Reminds me of when they did the feature on the Auburn kicker a few years back, "Money". Had him kicking with the wad of bills in his hands.
Then he missed 5 field goals against LSU.
Reminds me of when they did the feature on the Auburn kicker a few years back, "Money". Had him kicking with the wad of bills in his hands.
Then he missed 5 field goals against LSU.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:36 am to vilma4prez
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I pray they backdoor themselves into the playoffs only to lose to the Saints in the second round for the next 40 years.
FIFY
Since we'll be getting that first week bye for the next 4 decades, the failcons will have to eek a victory out only to be crushed by us.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 8:50 am to Patrick O Rly
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implementing screens
Screens look easy but it requires having an extremely good OL, RB, and ESPECIALLY QB to disguise it properly. Saints were awful running screens with AB and then bc great at it overnight when Brees showed up.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:00 am to shortstop1627
... that's nice.
All I know is about 50% of y'all sound like 'tards using words like "Failcunts" and "Failcons", etc.
The end.
All I know is about 50% of y'all sound like 'tards using words like "Failcunts" and "Failcons", etc.
The end.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:21 am to Patrick O Rly
AGREE with all of this not to mention they have the worst coach in the division (by the time they realize this it'll be too late
)
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:35 am to DoubleDown
I'm with you on that one.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:49 am to VOR
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I Hate the falcons
Inventive and creative thread.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 9:58 am to Suntiger
Q: What is the difference between a Falcons fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shite and an Atlanta Falcons fan? A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3
Q: Why do Atlanta Falcons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces
Q: How do you keep a Falcons fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Atlanta Falcons want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string
Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shite and an Atlanta Falcons fan? A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between an Atlanta Falcons fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q: What does an Atlanta Falcons fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3
Q: Why do Atlanta Falcons fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces
Q: How do you keep a Falcons fan from masterbating? A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Atlanta Falcons want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:04 am to blueslover
... obsessed.
Yea yea, says the Falcons fan posting on a Saints site - I already see the irony... just go with it!

Yea yea, says the Falcons fan posting on a Saints site - I already see the irony... just go with it!
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:10 am to blueslover
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Q: How do you stop an Atlanta Falcons fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:34 am to djrunner
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and have two of the most dynamic receivers in the NFL.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 10:40 am to DoubleDown
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... obsessed.
I'm sure the Falcons forums have bunches of great jokes about the Saints.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:04 pm to shortstop1627
I hate the Dirty Birds more than the Bears, the Vikings, the 49'ers, Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden, James Holmes, Colin Cowherd and Rick Astley combined.
This post was edited on 8/17/12 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:08 pm to MetryTyger
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I hate the Dirty Birds more than the Bears, the Vikings, the 49'ers, Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden, James Holmes, Colin Cowherd and Rick Astley combined.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:13 pm to shortstop1627
Tell the failcon fans that on dawgrant.
Posted on 8/17/12 at 3:15 pm to MetryTyger
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Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, Osama bin Laden
Jesus really? If so, you need another hobby or to take a step back and look at the world a bit more.
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