Pels v Some west coast dicks: season finale/a new hope

SONS

ITS BEEN REAL. ITS BEEN FUN. BUT IT AINT BEEN REAL FUN.

PELS SHOWED A LOT OF PROMISE THIS SEASON, BUT LACK OF A TRUE PG AND CONSISTENT 3PT SHOOTING DID US IN.

WE LACKED CONSISTENCY.

BUT WE ARE SHOWING PROMISE.

I TRULY FEEL THAT WE ARE A FEW MOVES AWAY FROM BEING SCARY. ZION WILL GET BETTER, AS WILL B.I., JAX, AND NAW. I'M REMINDED OF THE OKC TEAM THAT WENT 23-59 WITH A YOUNG RUSS WESTBROOK AND PRE-BURNER ACCOUNTS K.D. THAT TEAM WON 50 THE NEXT YEAR. THAT CAN BE US.

WE CAN WIN TONIGHT AND frick UP THE LOTTERY ODDS AND HURT THE LAKE BITCHES, OR WE CAN LOSE AND IMPROVE OUR ODDS. REGARDLESS, NEXT YEAR WILL DEPEND ON THE MOVES GRIFF AND TRAJAN MAKE WITH OUR WARCHEST TO IMPROVE THIS TEAM.

ARE WE SIGNING LONZO TO A DEHAHAHHAHA SORRY I COULDNT FINISH TYPING THAT shite.

CAN WE GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET RID OF ERIC TOO? OR WILL THAT frickER ACTUALLY BUY IN AND INCREASE HIS VALUE AT NEXT SEASONS TRADE DEADLINE?

IS JAX GOING TO MAKE A LEAP AND BE A VIABLE STARTER OR WILL HE FOREVER BE A BACKUP 5 BOUNCING AROUND THE LEAGUE?

WILL B.I. EVER BE AVERAGE ON DEFENSE?

WILL I BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS GAME AND PLAY 2K AND BANG MY WIFE ALL IN ONE NIGHT? OK THAT'S A LITTLE TOO FAR FETCHED....

BUT I HAVE HOPE. WITH ZION, WE ALL SHOULD.

TIL NEXT SEASON SONS. TA TA FOR NOW.