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New Orleans Pelicans Less vs. Utah Jazz More: 81-1 SONS

Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:34 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21000 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:34 pm
SONS,

WE HAVE GODDAMN NEAR SHOCKED THE TITS OFF OF THE BASKETBALL WORLD WITH OUR START TO THE SEASON. LAST NIGHT PROVED WE CAN frickING WIN EVEN WHEN OUR UNIBROWED GOD APPEARS TO BE A MERE MORTAL (BTW, JARRETT ALLEN WILL NOT RECEIVE ANY frickING ROYALTIES FOR THE POSTER AD PUT HIS BITCHASS ON)

NOW WE PLAY THE DUMBEST frickING TEAM NAME OF ALL TIME, THE UTAH JAZZ. IF THEY'RE frickING SMART ENOUGH IN DC TO RENAME THE WASHINGTON BULLETS TO THE WIZARDS YOU WOULD THINK THE frickIN UTAHONIANS WOULD RENAME THEIR TEAM AND GO AWAY FROM THE JAZZ, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE BEST frickING BAND THAT I CAN FIND FROM THAT STATE ARE THE USED.

THATS RIGHT. THE frickING USED ARE THE BEST BAND FROM UTAH ACCORDING TO A 20 SECOND GOOGLE. I NEARLY SLIT MY WRISTS JUST FROM THAT KNOWLEDGE ALONE.

I'LL SAVE THE MORMON JOKES FOR THE NEXT GAME THAT WE PLAY THESE frickS. FOR NOW WE MUST GO FORTH AS FELLOW PELISONS AND frick THE JAZZ UP TONIGHT AND KEEP EATING THESE frickING WINS LIKE THE MURDABIRDS THAT WE ARE.

PELS W
JAZZ L

......SERIOUSLY THOUGH, frick THEM FOR HAVING THAT NAME.
This post was edited on 10/27/18 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Solo
Member since Aug 2008
8240 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:45 pm to
UTA: a little

Pels: a lot
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5031 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:51 pm to
I'D LIKE TO THINK EVERY WIN FROM THIS POINT ON PISSES OFF ESPN, PAUL PIERCE AND DAVID frick BOY STERN.

LETS DO THIS....DO IT BIG, BIGGER, AND BIGGEST!
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38750 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 2:52 pm to
looks like Davis might sit this one which may make it a punt.
where’s Terrence Jones when we need him

another beautiful fricking day, heading south for a Hansen’s snoball then on to the blender.
6 o’clock tips are the best
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

THATS RIGHT. THE frickING USED ARE THE BEST BAND FROM UTAH ACCORDING TO A 20 SECOND GOOGLE. I NEARLY SLIT MY WRISTS JUST FROM THAT KNOWLEDGE ALONE.


There it is...
Posted by PenguinPubes
Frozen Tundra
Member since Jan 2018
10801 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 3:05 pm to
LOUD NOISES
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80174 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 3:35 pm to
Let’s flap
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80174 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 4:04 pm to
Davis questionable tonight elbow
Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 4:23 pm to
I support this thread.

Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3404 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 4:30 pm to
MY CAPS ARE ON, SONS. TIME TO FLOCK UP!

THE ORIGINAL JAZZ TEAM: 102
LDS TEAM: 101
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:09 pm to
There is absolutely no damn jazz in Utah and I’m still pissed that we didn’t name our team the Latter Day Saints and negotiate a trade for our name. No damn way in hell the mormans would want their church associated with NOLA.

With that said, pelicans has grown on me.
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33066 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:16 pm to
It pisses me off too. Jazz is our name. frick Utah
This post was edited on 10/27/18 at 5:16 pm
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6752 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:17 pm to
I'd say rest him for tonight. We won 4 straight and it's going to be a long season
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34291 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:18 pm to
Can't spell Jazz without Ja. Is this the game where Okafor makes a meaningful contribution?
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5031 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:29 pm to
Davis is out...

Who Flocking cares. We got this
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
21000 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:31 pm to
RANDLE 25 PTS
NIKO 30

WE FLAP. WE WIN. THEY LOSE.
Posted by jprdbulldog20
Member since Feb 2013
18934 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 5:31 pm to
Best start in how long? Tons of momentum? Saturday night home game? Sure, AD don't play. Wonder how many games of this brutal road trip he'll miss
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14895 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:04 pm to
First game I really get to watch, and on que...
Posted by dirtytigers
225
Member since Dec 2014
2459 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:07 pm to
That girl in the Loft 18 commercial is my new girlfriend oh boy
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40080 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:10 pm to
Ima try and Pelieve baws
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