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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:16 pm to Spaulding Smails
Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:16 pm to Spaulding Smails
quote:
Maybe someday when you eventually turn 15, you'll realise that you're a fricking dickhead. Imagine walking in and finding your mother dead, the women who cared for you and loved you. Or maybe not, since your family probably fricking hate you, deluded reject neckbeard. Every day your parents probably sob in each others arms at the realisation that the innocent little child they once had has now grown up to be a NEET basement dwelling permavirgin **** with a non-existant social life. The only attention you will ever garner from anyone is by posting edgy fricking comments on an anonymous fricking image board. I can almost picture a weak grin spreading across your face as you realise someone replied to your shitty mindless comment, you autistic frick. But then that smile will slowly disappear as you realise your 10 seconds of daily attention is gone, and you go back to moping around in the darkness of your dank basement, the only light in the room coming from your probably shite-tier walmart desktop because you're too poor to afford a decent one, or maybe you're too socially inept to go out and buy one. After this thread dies, you will probably let out a loud sigh as you lift your chubby cheeto-stained fingers to turn off your monitor before crawling in to your pissy, cum-stained mattress to cry yourself to sleep. You are nothing. You will never be something. End your life right now, you fricking lardass social reject.
frick you.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 3:26 pm to CaptainPanic
Damn
Posted on 11/11/14 at 12:55 pm to Melvin
I've been a plumbing manufacturer's sales rep for 18 years. There are a few things to think about.
1. The bigger the urinal, the heavier. There are plate type carriers that you can install in the wall to screw the urinal hanger to, in order to make the installation stable. You will need to get the correct carrier to use with stud walls. Some have steel legs that go to the floor, but you don't necessarily need them.
2. If you are installing the urinal on a 4" stud wall, you most likely will have to use an exposed flush valve on a top spud urinal. There probably won't be room in the wall for a concealed flush valve/back spud urinal, which would be a cleaner look. There are many different types of flush valves, from manual operated, to sensor operated using either batteries or a transformer. While not as big a deal with urinal flush valves, water volume can be a problem. The inlet stop on the flush valve will be 3/4" IPS for a 3/4" supply, (1" on water closets) and if your bathroom is supplied with a 1/2" water line, the flush valve may not work properly/consistently.
3. Waterless urinals stink no matter what you do, so don't consider them as a solution to any of these issues. I can't imagine any reputable contractor would recommend them for a residence, but if they do, say no!
4. There are urinals now that are designed to work on as little water as a pint per flush. If you consider this, make sure the urinal and flush valve are matched. You don't want a urinal designed to work on 1.0 or 1.5 gpf, and a pint flush valve, or vice versa.
I'm in Arkansas, so not selling you anything, but will be glad to help you avoid a pitfall if I can.
1. The bigger the urinal, the heavier. There are plate type carriers that you can install in the wall to screw the urinal hanger to, in order to make the installation stable. You will need to get the correct carrier to use with stud walls. Some have steel legs that go to the floor, but you don't necessarily need them.
2. If you are installing the urinal on a 4" stud wall, you most likely will have to use an exposed flush valve on a top spud urinal. There probably won't be room in the wall for a concealed flush valve/back spud urinal, which would be a cleaner look. There are many different types of flush valves, from manual operated, to sensor operated using either batteries or a transformer. While not as big a deal with urinal flush valves, water volume can be a problem. The inlet stop on the flush valve will be 3/4" IPS for a 3/4" supply, (1" on water closets) and if your bathroom is supplied with a 1/2" water line, the flush valve may not work properly/consistently.
3. Waterless urinals stink no matter what you do, so don't consider them as a solution to any of these issues. I can't imagine any reputable contractor would recommend them for a residence, but if they do, say no!
4. There are urinals now that are designed to work on as little water as a pint per flush. If you consider this, make sure the urinal and flush valve are matched. You don't want a urinal designed to work on 1.0 or 1.5 gpf, and a pint flush valve, or vice versa.
I'm in Arkansas, so not selling you anything, but will be glad to help you avoid a pitfall if I can.
Posted on 11/11/14 at 12:56 pm to link
Posted on 11/11/14 at 5:06 pm to CaptainPanic
This place sucks dick today...Anybody got anything worth a shite to talk about or argue about to get the blood flowing?
Posted on 11/11/14 at 5:20 pm to Spaulding Smails
nope
that guys name being Chadzilla was the only piece of amusement this board have given me in several days
MB is struggling right now
that guys name being Chadzilla was the only piece of amusement this board have given me in several days
MB is struggling right now
Posted on 11/11/14 at 5:34 pm to link
quote:
link
Posted on 11/11/14 at 6:02 pm to danman6336
quote:
the triumvirate is struggling right now
Posted on 11/11/14 at 6:22 pm to danman6336
Posted on 11/12/14 at 8:24 am to CaptainPanic
Spaulding is running triumvirate into the ground. We need heady back.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 7:45 pm to Spaulding Smails
>Be me
>Parents died when I was young, no grandparents, live with my piece of shite uncle and little sister in parents old mansion
>fricking hate my uncle, literall sucks at everything and only has his job because my father gave him one in his firm out of pity
>After living with him for about 5 years, I'm around 16
>Come home one day
>Hear giggling in my little sisters room
>Guess they're just having a little uncle/niece time
>As I pass her door on my way to mine, I can hear them more clearly
>Something's off
>My little sis' laughter sounds like an 8-year olds should
>My uncle's doesn't sound right at all
>Open the door to peek inside
>He's tickling her
>About to leave when I notice something
>His hand positioning on her isn't right
>Not enough for her to be concerned, she doesn't know
>I immediately recognize it as inappropriate, and I can tell he's hard
>I get fricking furious and kick open the door
>I'm tall for my age, and he's always been scrawny, so I know I'll seem intimidating
>Yell at him "WHAT THE frick DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
>He stands up and tries to reply, but he's just stuttering
>I run over to him and grab him by the throat, dragging him into the hallway
>Forcing him down the hallway, stopping by the top of the stairs, me and my sisters rooms are on the third floor
>Repeat my question, ask him what the frick he was doing
>He can't reply
>Tell him to get the frick out of my house, of my fathers house
>Swear that I'll make him lose his job, swear I'll tell everyone about him
this wasn't the first time he'd acted suspicious, but only time I caught him in the act by the way
>He fricks off
>I call the police anyways
>Lil sis is scared, asks me what's happening
>I tell her to calm down, big brother will take care of it.
>Tell police about it
>They can't arrest him for it
>I beg them to at least not let him come back
>They tell me I need to file a restraining order or some shite
>I get help to do so, and over the course of a couple of weeks of shite, I'm successful.
>I'm also allowed to live alone in our house, cause our parents were rich when they died, leaving us with a lot of money
>They also judge me responsible enough for the task, as long as we're frequently checked upon
>Fast forward 3 years
>I'm in college in my home town
>Still live at home because big house luxury, and I need to take care of lil sis
>Govt doesn't check up on us any more
>They've realized I'm old and responsible enough for the task
>I'm not.
>Frequent drug user
>Frequent drinker
>Always invited to rich kid filth parties cause I come from money
>Gone almost all weekends
>Often nights in weekdays
>Trying to drown my shitty feelings in drugs, alcohol and one night stands
>Only to be strong for lil sis when I'm home
>Have this one girl in most of my classes
>I can tell she's crushing on me
>Solid 8/10
>I can have 9s and 10s any night I want at this point, so don't really care
>Act distant to everyone, including her
>Also have this outsider guy in the same classes
>Never talks to anyone
>Except the girl who's crushing on me
>Always makes sure to sit behind her in the lectures, always staring at her
>It's creepy as frick
>One day she sits next to me
>I can feel the guys eyes burning a hole in my head from where he's sitting, behind us
>She asks me if she can come to one of the parties I attend
>Ask her if she actually believes she's up for hanging with people like that
>She says yes
>I reluctantly agree, and give her the address
>Hear pencil on paper behind me
>Get to the party before she does, get right to action
>Time to get high
>15 minutes later she comes in, in a dress that puts her at a 9/10 instead of 8
>She looks shocked
>Everyone else including me look so casually dressed
>Can tell by her face that she completely misjudged what kind of crowd these people were
>Rich maybe, but nowhere close to classy
>She still sits down next to me, looking shy
>I offer her drinks
>She accepts
>After having a few, I offer her some more heavy stuff
>She accepts
>She's thouroughly fricked at this point
>Just like everyone else
>She's putting forward every kind of "I'm into you" move on me
>I'm fricked up, so I roll with it
>Fondling her, making out
>Suddenly she leans over and whispers in my ear
>I want you to frick me
>I'm so fricked up, I just nod
>She's taking the lead, dragging me into a bathroom
>Drops her dress instantly
>Tells me she wants to be had like a fricking animal
>Tells me to use her, and every hole she has
>Don't even have time to answer before she gets on her knees and unbutton my pants
>Whips my dick out and starts sucking me off
>My whole head is just a fricking haze at this point
>Close my eyes
>When I open them again I find myself fricking her over the sink
>She's very quiet about her noises
>I look down and see my dick in her arse
>Can tell she's new to it, but I can tell she's enjoying it
>Suddenly the door opens
>No dinosaur
>It's the guy from our classes
>He followed her here, I'm sure he heard me giving her the address at school
>He just looks tired, like he's been searching all over the house for her
>About ready to head back home
>Then I see the realization in his face
>Tiredness turns into shock, anger and grief all at once
>Both me and him yell wtf at each other at the same time
>I tell him to leave us, he shouldn't be here
>He's not thinking straight
>How could he, he just found someone fricking his crush up the arse in a house full of drunks and druggies
>Asks me what the frick I'm doing to her
>Calls me names
>Asking me how I dare
>Then he's interrupted
>The girl speaks up
>Talking to me
>"Why do you fricking care what this shithead says, I'm not gonna let him ruin this, keep fricking me"
>Practically yells it
>People are crowding around outside the door
>The guy just looks dead
>Then he looks dying
>Slowly backs away, dissappears in the crowd, and somewhere I hear a door slam shut
>Look at the girl I'm with
>She's looking at the crowd with a big smile on her face
>I finish up and get the hell out of there
>Walk home totally fricked and disillusioned
>Get home
>Little sister runs down to hug me
>I'm still all sorts of fricked up, but I still take her up to her room and put her to bed
>Go into my own room to sleep off the high
>Next morning I meet up for the normal classes, abit hungover
>The girl I fricked is there
>Is constantly shooting me looks and smiles
>Almost seems like she did it so I'd fall in love with her
>That's not gonna work with my busy schedual
>Suddenly notice the guy from last night isn't there
>He isn't there for the rest of the day
>Get home, help lil sis out with homework
>Parents died when I was young, no grandparents, live with my piece of shite uncle and little sister in parents old mansion
>fricking hate my uncle, literall sucks at everything and only has his job because my father gave him one in his firm out of pity
>After living with him for about 5 years, I'm around 16
>Come home one day
>Hear giggling in my little sisters room
>Guess they're just having a little uncle/niece time
>As I pass her door on my way to mine, I can hear them more clearly
>Something's off
>My little sis' laughter sounds like an 8-year olds should
>My uncle's doesn't sound right at all
>Open the door to peek inside
>He's tickling her
>About to leave when I notice something
>His hand positioning on her isn't right
>Not enough for her to be concerned, she doesn't know
>I immediately recognize it as inappropriate, and I can tell he's hard
>I get fricking furious and kick open the door
>I'm tall for my age, and he's always been scrawny, so I know I'll seem intimidating
>Yell at him "WHAT THE frick DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
>He stands up and tries to reply, but he's just stuttering
>I run over to him and grab him by the throat, dragging him into the hallway
>Forcing him down the hallway, stopping by the top of the stairs, me and my sisters rooms are on the third floor
>Repeat my question, ask him what the frick he was doing
>He can't reply
>Tell him to get the frick out of my house, of my fathers house
>Swear that I'll make him lose his job, swear I'll tell everyone about him
this wasn't the first time he'd acted suspicious, but only time I caught him in the act by the way
>He fricks off
>I call the police anyways
>Lil sis is scared, asks me what's happening
>I tell her to calm down, big brother will take care of it.
>Tell police about it
>They can't arrest him for it
>I beg them to at least not let him come back
>They tell me I need to file a restraining order or some shite
>I get help to do so, and over the course of a couple of weeks of shite, I'm successful.
>I'm also allowed to live alone in our house, cause our parents were rich when they died, leaving us with a lot of money
>They also judge me responsible enough for the task, as long as we're frequently checked upon
>Fast forward 3 years
>I'm in college in my home town
>Still live at home because big house luxury, and I need to take care of lil sis
>Govt doesn't check up on us any more
>They've realized I'm old and responsible enough for the task
>I'm not.
>Frequent drug user
>Frequent drinker
>Always invited to rich kid filth parties cause I come from money
>Gone almost all weekends
>Often nights in weekdays
>Trying to drown my shitty feelings in drugs, alcohol and one night stands
>Only to be strong for lil sis when I'm home
>Have this one girl in most of my classes
>I can tell she's crushing on me
>Solid 8/10
>I can have 9s and 10s any night I want at this point, so don't really care
>Act distant to everyone, including her
>Also have this outsider guy in the same classes
>Never talks to anyone
>Except the girl who's crushing on me
>Always makes sure to sit behind her in the lectures, always staring at her
>It's creepy as frick
>One day she sits next to me
>I can feel the guys eyes burning a hole in my head from where he's sitting, behind us
>She asks me if she can come to one of the parties I attend
>Ask her if she actually believes she's up for hanging with people like that
>She says yes
>I reluctantly agree, and give her the address
>Hear pencil on paper behind me
>Get to the party before she does, get right to action
>Time to get high
>15 minutes later she comes in, in a dress that puts her at a 9/10 instead of 8
>She looks shocked
>Everyone else including me look so casually dressed
>Can tell by her face that she completely misjudged what kind of crowd these people were
>Rich maybe, but nowhere close to classy
>She still sits down next to me, looking shy
>I offer her drinks
>She accepts
>After having a few, I offer her some more heavy stuff
>She accepts
>She's thouroughly fricked at this point
>Just like everyone else
>She's putting forward every kind of "I'm into you" move on me
>I'm fricked up, so I roll with it
>Fondling her, making out
>Suddenly she leans over and whispers in my ear
>I want you to frick me
>I'm so fricked up, I just nod
>She's taking the lead, dragging me into a bathroom
>Drops her dress instantly
>Tells me she wants to be had like a fricking animal
>Tells me to use her, and every hole she has
>Don't even have time to answer before she gets on her knees and unbutton my pants
>Whips my dick out and starts sucking me off
>My whole head is just a fricking haze at this point
>Close my eyes
>When I open them again I find myself fricking her over the sink
>She's very quiet about her noises
>I look down and see my dick in her arse
>Can tell she's new to it, but I can tell she's enjoying it
>Suddenly the door opens
>No dinosaur
>It's the guy from our classes
>He followed her here, I'm sure he heard me giving her the address at school
>He just looks tired, like he's been searching all over the house for her
>About ready to head back home
>Then I see the realization in his face
>Tiredness turns into shock, anger and grief all at once
>Both me and him yell wtf at each other at the same time
>I tell him to leave us, he shouldn't be here
>He's not thinking straight
>How could he, he just found someone fricking his crush up the arse in a house full of drunks and druggies
>Asks me what the frick I'm doing to her
>Calls me names
>Asking me how I dare
>Then he's interrupted
>The girl speaks up
>Talking to me
>"Why do you fricking care what this shithead says, I'm not gonna let him ruin this, keep fricking me"
>Practically yells it
>People are crowding around outside the door
>The guy just looks dead
>Then he looks dying
>Slowly backs away, dissappears in the crowd, and somewhere I hear a door slam shut
>Look at the girl I'm with
>She's looking at the crowd with a big smile on her face
>I finish up and get the hell out of there
>Walk home totally fricked and disillusioned
>Get home
>Little sister runs down to hug me
>I'm still all sorts of fricked up, but I still take her up to her room and put her to bed
>Go into my own room to sleep off the high
>Next morning I meet up for the normal classes, abit hungover
>The girl I fricked is there
>Is constantly shooting me looks and smiles
>Almost seems like she did it so I'd fall in love with her
>That's not gonna work with my busy schedual
>Suddenly notice the guy from last night isn't there
>He isn't there for the rest of the day
>Get home, help lil sis out with homework
Posted on 11/16/14 at 7:45 pm to CaptainPanic
>Then head to a new party, following same procedure as last night
>Next day our lecturer looks less cheery than normal
>The other guy still isn't there
>We all sit down, lecturer lets out a sigh
>Tells us that the guy had been found last night
>While I was at a party somewhere
>He fricking hung himself
>His brother had found him, he never even left a note
>I look over at his love interest
>She just looks bored
>This puts me off partying for a while
>Usually stay at home to get high
>Easier for me to be around lil sis and take care of her, but she's never allowed in my room
>Start being more and more absent at school
>I don't really care, I have enough money to manage
>One day I get a message from another rich guy in my class whom I also frequently party with
>shite has been going fricking down
>Apparently the brother of the guy who hung himself
>You know, the one that found him?
>Apparently he's a fricking psychopath skinhead
>Has been looking all over and asking everyone about why his brother might have hung himself
>Last night he had found one of the guys that were in the crowd outside the bathroom at the party
>He broke his fricking face to get info from him
>Guy is in hospital, no one has seen the brother
>I freak out and call the company that runs the alarms around my house to make sure they all work
>Everything is working perfectly
>I ask them how long it would theoretically take for help to come if the alarm should be tripped
>I live a couple of kilometers outside of town, so about 15 minutes, they tell me
>Jesus fricking christ
>Get lil sis, hop in car
>Drive downtown
>She asks me where we're going
>"I was thinking we could buy a baseball bat and some balls so we can play, it's been so long, then we can go to McD's after?"
>This satisfies her curiosity and puts a big smile on her face
>Can't tell her anything or take her away, or the govt might take her away
>Seriously freaked out though
>Get back home, it's getting late
>House looks fine, no sign of forced entry
>Sit up with lil sis watching cartoons until it gets late, and I put her to bed
>Sit in my room with the bat, seriously freaked out
>Takes a couple of pipe hits to calm down
>Then I hear the alarm
>Seconds after I hear the door get busted open, and I stumble my way down the hallway
>Put baseball bat on dresser and walk to the stairs to meet the intruder
>He's halfway up the stairs between the second and third story
>Ask him what he's doing, trying to stay calm
>His eyes are all fricking teary, it's only been like a week since he found his brother dead
>Tells me he's come to talk to me about his brother
>Tells me he heard some shite
>I can hear the rage in his voice, even though he tries to remain calm
>Look at his hands
>He has a fricking knife
>Tell him he shouldn't be here, people will be here in about 2 minutes (actually about 10)
>I can hear my own fricking trembling in my voice
>He slowly resumes ascendancy of the staircase
>I start backing away back down the hallway
>Gotta get the bat
>Intruderguy has reached the top of the stairs now, and stops
>He sees the bat on the dresser, and we just stare at each other, stuck in a stalemate
>Then he fricking guns it after me, and I almost make it to the bat
>He tackles me, but I half-shake him off, and manage to remain standing
>He lunges at me with the knife, but I manage to dodge most of the swings, only get small cuts on my forearm and thigh
>I manage to grab the wrist of the hand holding the knife
>Can't fricking make him drop it like the movies, but I manage to make him not stab me
>Then we both hear a sound coming from down the hallway
>A door opening
>We both turn to see
>lil sis is peeking through the doorway
>Intruder looks at her, then at me
>Then I see it in his eyes
>No
>Nonononononononono
>I realize he wants to settle this an eye for an eye
>Tell sis to run
>She starts running toward the stairs
>Intruder pushes me and cuts the wrist of my arm that was holding his
>Runs after my sister
>I turn around and grab the bat and run after them
>My sister has almost made it to the staircase, but the skinhead is gaining on her
>I'm not gaining on him
>Realize she's not gonna make it down the stairs, I try to leap
>Jump forward toward skinhead and swing my bat toward his ear
>I almost get it
>I'm not close enough
>Bat graces the back of his head, putting him slightly off balance
>Swinging frantically all the way down, I manage to strike his leg as well, tripping him
>See him starting to do the "I'm about to fall"-run
>Lil sis has reached the top of the stairs
>I can tell what's going to happen before it does
>Skinhead trips over just before the top of the stairs
>Slams into my Sister
>The bannister breaks, and they both disappear off the edge
>Hear a thud right after
>Get up and run over to the gap
>He's lying flat on the ground, moaning
>About to get up
>I can see a small arm sticking out under him
....to be continued
>Next day our lecturer looks less cheery than normal
>The other guy still isn't there
>We all sit down, lecturer lets out a sigh
>Tells us that the guy had been found last night
>While I was at a party somewhere
>He fricking hung himself
>His brother had found him, he never even left a note
>I look over at his love interest
>She just looks bored
>This puts me off partying for a while
>Usually stay at home to get high
>Easier for me to be around lil sis and take care of her, but she's never allowed in my room
>Start being more and more absent at school
>I don't really care, I have enough money to manage
>One day I get a message from another rich guy in my class whom I also frequently party with
>shite has been going fricking down
>Apparently the brother of the guy who hung himself
>You know, the one that found him?
>Apparently he's a fricking psychopath skinhead
>Has been looking all over and asking everyone about why his brother might have hung himself
>Last night he had found one of the guys that were in the crowd outside the bathroom at the party
>He broke his fricking face to get info from him
>Guy is in hospital, no one has seen the brother
>I freak out and call the company that runs the alarms around my house to make sure they all work
>Everything is working perfectly
>I ask them how long it would theoretically take for help to come if the alarm should be tripped
>I live a couple of kilometers outside of town, so about 15 minutes, they tell me
>Jesus fricking christ
>Get lil sis, hop in car
>Drive downtown
>She asks me where we're going
>"I was thinking we could buy a baseball bat and some balls so we can play, it's been so long, then we can go to McD's after?"
>This satisfies her curiosity and puts a big smile on her face
>Can't tell her anything or take her away, or the govt might take her away
>Seriously freaked out though
>Get back home, it's getting late
>House looks fine, no sign of forced entry
>Sit up with lil sis watching cartoons until it gets late, and I put her to bed
>Sit in my room with the bat, seriously freaked out
>Takes a couple of pipe hits to calm down
>Then I hear the alarm
>Seconds after I hear the door get busted open, and I stumble my way down the hallway
>Put baseball bat on dresser and walk to the stairs to meet the intruder
>He's halfway up the stairs between the second and third story
>Ask him what he's doing, trying to stay calm
>His eyes are all fricking teary, it's only been like a week since he found his brother dead
>Tells me he's come to talk to me about his brother
>Tells me he heard some shite
>I can hear the rage in his voice, even though he tries to remain calm
>Look at his hands
>He has a fricking knife
>Tell him he shouldn't be here, people will be here in about 2 minutes (actually about 10)
>I can hear my own fricking trembling in my voice
>He slowly resumes ascendancy of the staircase
>I start backing away back down the hallway
>Gotta get the bat
>Intruderguy has reached the top of the stairs now, and stops
>He sees the bat on the dresser, and we just stare at each other, stuck in a stalemate
>Then he fricking guns it after me, and I almost make it to the bat
>He tackles me, but I half-shake him off, and manage to remain standing
>He lunges at me with the knife, but I manage to dodge most of the swings, only get small cuts on my forearm and thigh
>I manage to grab the wrist of the hand holding the knife
>Can't fricking make him drop it like the movies, but I manage to make him not stab me
>Then we both hear a sound coming from down the hallway
>A door opening
>We both turn to see
>lil sis is peeking through the doorway
>Intruder looks at her, then at me
>Then I see it in his eyes
>No
>Nonononononononono
>I realize he wants to settle this an eye for an eye
>Tell sis to run
>She starts running toward the stairs
>Intruder pushes me and cuts the wrist of my arm that was holding his
>Runs after my sister
>I turn around and grab the bat and run after them
>My sister has almost made it to the staircase, but the skinhead is gaining on her
>I'm not gaining on him
>Realize she's not gonna make it down the stairs, I try to leap
>Jump forward toward skinhead and swing my bat toward his ear
>I almost get it
>I'm not close enough
>Bat graces the back of his head, putting him slightly off balance
>Swinging frantically all the way down, I manage to strike his leg as well, tripping him
>See him starting to do the "I'm about to fall"-run
>Lil sis has reached the top of the stairs
>I can tell what's going to happen before it does
>Skinhead trips over just before the top of the stairs
>Slams into my Sister
>The bannister breaks, and they both disappear off the edge
>Hear a thud right after
>Get up and run over to the gap
>He's lying flat on the ground, moaning
>About to get up
>I can see a small arm sticking out under him
....to be continued
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:47 pm to CaptainPanic
finish
the fricking
story
you a-hole
the fricking
story
you a-hole
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:52 pm to danman6336
it got whacked before he could finish
Posted on 11/16/14 at 8:56 pm to CaptainPanic
god damnit
i needed some closure
i needed some closure
Posted on 11/16/14 at 9:09 pm to danman6336
My guess is that a dinosaur was walked
Posted on 11/16/14 at 9:13 pm to Spaulding Smails
that does seem to be a theme
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:01 pm to Spaulding Smails
sorry for starting a music venue that was essentially a hobby and passion project (that plenty of musicians, media and fans really appreciated). What do you do to help any music scene? As a matter of fact what do you period? Since you know me so well you probably realize I am rarely in my hometown of BR and that most of my time is spent in LA/ATL/NOLA (my home base) working on films. So don't lump me in any BR scenester categories. And by promote i guess you mean give free tickets to members of this site that i have been a member of since 2004. So spare me your flame tactics
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:14 pm to link
quote:
Posted by link sorry for starting a music venue that was essentially a hobby and passion project (that plenty of musicians, media and fans really appreciated). What do you do to help any music scene? As a matter of fact what do you period? Since you know me so well you probably realize I am rarely in my hometown of BR and that most of my time is spent in LA/ATL/NOLA (my home base) working on films. So don't lump me in any BR scenester categories. And by promote i guess you mean give free tickets to members of this site that i have been a member of since 2004. So spare me your flame tactics
do you happen to have the essay that LSUballs wrote
Posted on 11/19/14 at 1:17 pm to link
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