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re: TD Music Board Original CopyPasta Thread
Posted on 12/29/14 at 2:59 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
Posted on 12/29/14 at 2:59 pm to HeadyBrosevelt
quote:ah yeah
The tent smells like crack smoke and a little bit like poop
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Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:47 pm to danman6336
i learned this advice on PT. might save you. i hear they come in all sizes
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. It had this star of david with a cross inside it painted on the base. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my arse, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this butt plug so Satan couldn't stick his dick in my pooper and make me gay.
I end up being raised by my aunt and uncle (mom's sister) and my mom is still in a mental hospital (and probably will be for life). I still visit her and don't really hold anything against her because she was ill. For what it's worth though, Satan never stuck his dick in my pooper and I'm not gay.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. It had this star of david with a cross inside it painted on the base. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my arse, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this butt plug so Satan couldn't stick his dick in my pooper and make me gay.
I end up being raised by my aunt and uncle (mom's sister) and my mom is still in a mental hospital (and probably will be for life). I still visit her and don't really hold anything against her because she was ill. For what it's worth though, Satan never stuck his dick in my pooper and I'm not gay.
Posted on 12/29/14 at 7:53 pm to danman6336
THERE IS NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT WAR!!!!!! WHAT THE frick IS WRONG YOU DEGENERATES??? WHERE IS THE CLASS IN AMERICA THESE DAYS?????????
my motivation for coming to PT and sharing my wartime experience seems to be producing the desired effects and the plan is working here, i am reaching my goals of spreading awareness of the yankee swine, the fact that what i have seen them do is the sum of all evils.
perhaps you are wondering about the mystique of my life in the physical form, perhaps will read a biography, and consider the forgotten side of the great war, the beautiful confederacy.
what kind of yankee swine shite is falling from your defecating mouth OP
I would defile nipple_tomatoes' mother and when finished with her unworthy count I would offer her to low ranking confederate soldiers free of charge so that she may be presented with a complimentary bukkake session, glazing her rosey cheeks with confederate cum as she is hunched over on her aching bloodied and scabbed knees (from taking cocks in her mouth) in a fit of arousal, gushing waterfall after waterfall of thick plasma-like rotten union vaginal slime from the gaping orphace between her hairy and pimpled, wrinkled thighs as she incontrollably experiences orgasm upon orgasm before even yet a single confederate penis graces her wretched putrid genitals, as the boy's mother is a blue bellied billy yank whore with an insatiable appetite for male attention.
if they took one look at nipple_tomatoes' mother, they would surely kill themselves... i am going to try to abduct her and then deploy her as a weapon of mass destruction, they will take one look at the blue bellied billy yank whore and put their muskets in their mouths.
I like the cut of your jib soldier. Nipple_tomatoes still suckles at his mothers teet although her titties have been suckled dry by entire brigades of confederate men as you described above.
The boy masturbates over 4 times a day, his cock is almost as badly bloodied and scabbed as his mothers knees who will most likely die after a horses cock destroys her innards
I feel as though I know the likes of you so well, a young unaccomplished hopelessly pathetic excuse of a man with a mild drug addiction, yearning for attention from the whore Yankee mother who was always too preoccupied taking confederate cocks and slave cocks in her stretched out arse hole, throat and drought like vagina. Your father hates you and probably entertains the idea of killing himself every evening as he drowns his sorrow in a morphine and whiskey cocktail.
Good riddance
my motivation for coming to PT and sharing my wartime experience seems to be producing the desired effects and the plan is working here, i am reaching my goals of spreading awareness of the yankee swine, the fact that what i have seen them do is the sum of all evils.
perhaps you are wondering about the mystique of my life in the physical form, perhaps will read a biography, and consider the forgotten side of the great war, the beautiful confederacy.
what kind of yankee swine shite is falling from your defecating mouth OP
I would defile nipple_tomatoes' mother and when finished with her unworthy count I would offer her to low ranking confederate soldiers free of charge so that she may be presented with a complimentary bukkake session, glazing her rosey cheeks with confederate cum as she is hunched over on her aching bloodied and scabbed knees (from taking cocks in her mouth) in a fit of arousal, gushing waterfall after waterfall of thick plasma-like rotten union vaginal slime from the gaping orphace between her hairy and pimpled, wrinkled thighs as she incontrollably experiences orgasm upon orgasm before even yet a single confederate penis graces her wretched putrid genitals, as the boy's mother is a blue bellied billy yank whore with an insatiable appetite for male attention.
if they took one look at nipple_tomatoes' mother, they would surely kill themselves... i am going to try to abduct her and then deploy her as a weapon of mass destruction, they will take one look at the blue bellied billy yank whore and put their muskets in their mouths.
I like the cut of your jib soldier. Nipple_tomatoes still suckles at his mothers teet although her titties have been suckled dry by entire brigades of confederate men as you described above.
The boy masturbates over 4 times a day, his cock is almost as badly bloodied and scabbed as his mothers knees who will most likely die after a horses cock destroys her innards
I feel as though I know the likes of you so well, a young unaccomplished hopelessly pathetic excuse of a man with a mild drug addiction, yearning for attention from the whore Yankee mother who was always too preoccupied taking confederate cocks and slave cocks in her stretched out arse hole, throat and drought like vagina. Your father hates you and probably entertains the idea of killing himself every evening as he drowns his sorrow in a morphine and whiskey cocktail.
Good riddance
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 9:10 pm to danman6336
It all starts off on page 1 of the forum when me and my computer are looking for stuff to fap to while combing through threads at a rapid rate. Ya My Threads is 10 pages deep and it gets hard to navigate, but trolls love that shite. As I comb through threads MT'ing the shite out of them, I'm also fist deep in some xnxx videos hoping my Mom doesn't come down to the basement. I don't even start fappin til I've hit at least 3 hardcore videos and MT'd like 15 threads. Once I get hard, I just got to town. Porn. Tits. Black dude on white chick, Midget on fat chick. Vaginas. By this point its getting really hard not to cum, but I'm Mt'ing the shite out of threads anyway to keep me going. When I finally hit that magic MT and find the video of 8 dudes gangbanging some slut, I pull out the ole gizz rag and let loose my load whilst yelling MT! Next thing I know I wake up with my dick hanging out, my Mom carrying me up from the basement and more My Threads than ever. Wake up the next day and MT some threads from the last page and keep in rollin
Posted on 12/29/14 at 10:17 pm to danman6336
First post (i edited out the names)
quote:then the battle ensues and here are some highlights
The fact that people are bashing *blank* for what you think he did makes me sick! You have no idea what went down the last I remember being a drug dealer automatically puts you in danger sorry but not sorry you put yourself in that situation you know the consequences none of this is right but before you speak badly about someone get on someone else's level because he is the only white person makes him the bad guy think again! See you soon t!
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Omg how about this, YOU DONT KNOW THE FACTS SO WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP. And sit down.
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Clearly cause your BOYFRIEND WAS DEALING DRUGS!!! Get off my status!
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did you not read your own status??? My friend was in danger as well he didn't kill your friend those people your BOYFRIEND was dealing to did! Don't comment when your just sticking your foot in your own mouth!
quote:this part had me loln'
Tj is our best friend you have no idea sit down sweet heart no ones bashing your ex! You STILL WERENT IN THE CAR WHEN IT WENT DOWN SO YOU DONT KNOW! You were in the car that brought him!!! ITS A DRUG DEAL GONE WRONG!
quote:and the response
Don't call him my ex, like he means nothing to me. And *victim* was my best friend so I will defend him with everything I have.
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Clearly *dirty dell hoe* when your now dating his best friend ?! Sorry but not!! Get off my status it's about Tj not about you!
This post was edited on 12/29/14 at 10:19 pm
Posted on 12/29/14 at 11:58 pm to Osiris
quote:
LBD Heady Brosevelt Is a Troll That Chokes On Big, Fat Cock Stout
Bitch, get at me. I lived in that 17 and taught all in that 9 and 7. You wish you knew shite about how it goes down in this city. Cock sucker. Lemme know when you have to go to the funeral of a young, black male that you were supposed to save from a system that regularly tells him he's not shite. Familiar with the culture? Kill yourself, you stupid fricking troll bitch
Posted on 12/30/14 at 12:01 am to HeadyBrosevelt
Posted on 12/30/14 at 1:27 pm to Melvin
back in 1997 my gf at the time's dad was all excited about this video he found on the internet. he was all giddy and was like "misterbobdobalina come here you gotta see this!" so i walk into his home office and he's got a video cue'd up on the computer of a girl blowing a horse and then having a gigantic horse load blown all over her face. i watch the whole thing not sure if i'm supposed to laugh or whatever, but he thought it was hysterical. later that night when i was fricking his daughter all i could think of was that girl getting a bucket of horse cum in the face. all in all it was a weird day.
Posted on 12/30/14 at 1:44 pm to danman6336
Trey took the initiative and pushed Mike back onto the bed. Mike grinned as Trey straddled him and looked down on him. Trey couldn't believe how happy he was; how he had gone so long without telling Mike how he felt. Trey took Mike's hands in his and twined their fingers together. Trey smiled goofily at Mike and leaned down to rub their noses together.
Mike giggled, "Why'd you do that?"
Trey smirked and rubbed their noses together again, "Because I can."
"Oh. Okay."
Trey planted a soft, quick kiss on Mike's lips, "You're adorable, you know that, right, Mikey?"
Mike blushed, "Oh shut up."
Trey stuck his tongue out, "Make me."
Mike glared up at him, "If you insist..."
Mike reached around Trey's head and grabbed his neck. Trey gasped in surprise as Mike claimed his lips roughly. Trey kissed back with fervor and settled comfortably on top of Mike. Mike ran his hands up and down Trey's back in a soothing pattern. Trey moaned quietly and nibbled at Mike's lips. Mike slid his tongue into Trey's mouth and let his tongue join his. Mike wrapped his arms around Trey and pulled him as close as he could. They continued to kiss as Trey lightly caressed Mike's face. His facial hair caught on his calloused fingers and Trey smiled into the kiss. Mike bit at Trey's lips roughly and intensified the kiss. Trey continued to kiss him before he had to break for air.
Trey looked into Mike's eyes lovingly, "You're amazing."
Mike nuzzled Trey's neck, "You are too, babe."
Trey began to plant soft kisses and bites on Mike's neck. Mike ran his hands slowly down Trey's back and grasped his arse. Trey grunted and thrusted into Mike while biting down hard on his neck.
Mike held Trey's arse in his hands, "You like this?"
Trey suckled on Mike's neck and nodded. Mike moaned as Trey bit harder and thrusted against him.
Trey let go of Mike's neck with a resounding smack, "Now everyone will know that you're mine."
Mike smiled and squirmed a bit, not used to all of this attention. Trey eased up off Mike and rested on his arms, "Am I crushing you?"
Mike pulled Trey back onto him, "Not at all."
Trey nestled back into Mike's neck and softly kissed the hickey he had made, "Good."
Mike wrapped his arms around Trey and flipped them so that they were facing each other.
Mike took Trey's hands in his and smiled, "Do you have any idea how happy I am right now?"
Trey brought one of Mike's hands to his mouth and kissed it, "Believe me, I'm just as happy."
"I'm glad."
Mike giggled, "Why'd you do that?"
Trey smirked and rubbed their noses together again, "Because I can."
"Oh. Okay."
Trey planted a soft, quick kiss on Mike's lips, "You're adorable, you know that, right, Mikey?"
Mike blushed, "Oh shut up."
Trey stuck his tongue out, "Make me."
Mike glared up at him, "If you insist..."
Mike reached around Trey's head and grabbed his neck. Trey gasped in surprise as Mike claimed his lips roughly. Trey kissed back with fervor and settled comfortably on top of Mike. Mike ran his hands up and down Trey's back in a soothing pattern. Trey moaned quietly and nibbled at Mike's lips. Mike slid his tongue into Trey's mouth and let his tongue join his. Mike wrapped his arms around Trey and pulled him as close as he could. They continued to kiss as Trey lightly caressed Mike's face. His facial hair caught on his calloused fingers and Trey smiled into the kiss. Mike bit at Trey's lips roughly and intensified the kiss. Trey continued to kiss him before he had to break for air.
Trey looked into Mike's eyes lovingly, "You're amazing."
Mike nuzzled Trey's neck, "You are too, babe."
Trey began to plant soft kisses and bites on Mike's neck. Mike ran his hands slowly down Trey's back and grasped his arse. Trey grunted and thrusted into Mike while biting down hard on his neck.
Mike held Trey's arse in his hands, "You like this?"
Trey suckled on Mike's neck and nodded. Mike moaned as Trey bit harder and thrusted against him.
Trey let go of Mike's neck with a resounding smack, "Now everyone will know that you're mine."
Mike smiled and squirmed a bit, not used to all of this attention. Trey eased up off Mike and rested on his arms, "Am I crushing you?"
Mike pulled Trey back onto him, "Not at all."
Trey nestled back into Mike's neck and softly kissed the hickey he had made, "Good."
Mike wrapped his arms around Trey and flipped them so that they were facing each other.
Mike took Trey's hands in his and smiled, "Do you have any idea how happy I am right now?"
Trey brought one of Mike's hands to his mouth and kissed it, "Believe me, I'm just as happy."
"I'm glad."
Posted on 1/6/15 at 11:37 am to danman6336
quote:
She's rated number one on pornhub.com jumping Lisa Ann. I think she's done 4 films, 3 of them with the same dude and one with Julianne vega who is hott too. She does give good head but isn't much of a screamer. She doesn't looke like she's into it when getting fricked.
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With all that I said she's a legit 10. Yeah I'd give her anal play for sure
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She's a cute girl no doubt but she does seem to be into getting fricked as compared to the other porn women I've seen. I would like to see her squirt.
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I do reviews. For instance Lisa Ann is known to be bossy on set. She's can ride a good dick but like Mia isn't animated or into it at times. Same with billy glide. Now hitomi tanaka can frick
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I'm also a fan of squirters like deauxma, Veronica avluv, cytherea. Even that egocentric fat chick samantha38g can squirt, any guy can make her orgasm.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 1:36 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Goddamnit, you beat me to it.
Why is this shite anchored?
Why is this shite anchored?
Posted on 1/10/15 at 3:44 pm to lsu2006
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ding ding......a). not my wish list and actually put some time in researching those "In order for a band to go here, you've gotta make sure they have dates available for Hangout and they're routed reasonably well" b) no intent to "blow up anyone's threads" or "put people down". Everyone is guessing to some extent. Everyone has a butt and an opinion...free country. I am sure Gulf Shores finest appreciates the direction to the house with "pupils". Have fun at the Hangout my friend!
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 3:46 pm
Posted on 1/24/15 at 7:04 pm to CaptainPanic
I really don't listen to any new artist or what's new anymore. I usually just troll youtube for the classics and songs that aren't on autotune.
I love all kinds of music,but if I had to go with the best music today it would be country and even that is starting to sucks because now country artist are using autotune and trying to sound rock and roll.
The only new artist I really listen to anymore is Adam Lambert, his vocal range is crazy good and he can sing anything. I love what he is doing with Queen too. I can't wait for his 3rd album because each song and album he puts out is so different and that boy doesn't use autotune. I could care less if he is gay or not.
I like Blake shelton too, but now even Blake's songs are starting to sound all the same and I hate that. Country music has changed so much and I like some newer songs, but for the most part I could give a frick less about any style of music that is out there today. Bring me back the classics.
I think today's music is an abomination in the worst kind in all genre's. Like I said there are a few new tracks that come out from time to time I like, but I watched the Grammy's last year and hardly new any of the talent that performed on the show.
I love all kinds of music,but if I had to go with the best music today it would be country and even that is starting to sucks because now country artist are using autotune and trying to sound rock and roll.
The only new artist I really listen to anymore is Adam Lambert, his vocal range is crazy good and he can sing anything. I love what he is doing with Queen too. I can't wait for his 3rd album because each song and album he puts out is so different and that boy doesn't use autotune. I could care less if he is gay or not.
I like Blake shelton too, but now even Blake's songs are starting to sound all the same and I hate that. Country music has changed so much and I like some newer songs, but for the most part I could give a frick less about any style of music that is out there today. Bring me back the classics.
I think today's music is an abomination in the worst kind in all genre's. Like I said there are a few new tracks that come out from time to time I like, but I watched the Grammy's last year and hardly new any of the talent that performed on the show.
Posted on 1/29/15 at 1:56 pm to CaptainPanic
"Take Your Time" by Sam Hunt is awful. Very awful song. At the very least, it is in no way, shape or form country music.
Posted on 3/5/17 at 8:07 pm to Cole Beer
bump
Posted on 7/17/18 at 11:29 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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God damn are you fricking stupid? I haven't said one fricking word about weather manipulation. They can't create rain dumb frick I'm talking about when the natural conditions are right they can take advantage and provide for those conditions to come together. Cloud seeding is not weather manipulation .. Never mind ya'll don't know shite about it. Carry on.
quote:How many you BAWS know about cloud seeding
I'm just pointing out what I observe each day. That is all I am doing. I love following radar and studying wind patterns and heat signatures while following more knowledgeable people who are involved with meteorology. To watch the same patterns pop up each day is not normal unless we wwre in a self sustained ecosystem like the congo... Take today. It is suppose to be mid 90's. That type heat along with other variables doesn't allow for nonstop rain for hours. For that to happen months like February are more likely because of the constant mixture of cool air from a front moving in to sit down. Not 95 degree heat. What happened a couple years back in south louisiana was due to two fronts colliding and trapping moisture. I seen the heat signatures from that date in the Gulf and there was a burst of energy likely microwaves that caused excess moisture to spill mainland. A hurricane was forming at that time and likely was meant to break it up. But the dumb fricks didn't pay attention to a high pressure front coming and sitting down. They didn't create the rain but they manipulate the patterns. To think otherwise is to be completely suffocated by the shite in your arse.
Posted on 12/26/18 at 4:20 pm to Spaulding Smails
YEWWWWWW 
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