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Garth Brooks might be the most cringeworthy superstar of all time

Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:13 am
Posted by Drunken Crawfish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:13 am
I grew up listening to Garth double live and still love his music. But after seeing him live and now attempting to do social media, he might be the most fake person in the entire world.

Clip of Garth starts at 1:21

On the flip side, Tom Segura is fricking hilarious.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:44 am to
Not as fake as Chris Gaines.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:55 am to
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But after seeing him live and now attempting to do social media, he might be the most fake person in the entire world.


He was almost a prototype in that way - he is as awkward and fake in real life as any of the pop princesses. About the only thing he has over them is a modicum of legitimate talent.

Garth is also one of the main reasons we switched from "3 chords and the truth" to "bad rock with a fiddle."

There. I said it.
Posted by hogcard1964
Alabama
Member since Jan 2017
21470 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:41 am to
"bad rock with a fiddle"...

attributed to the late great Tom Petty.

...and Garth Brooks never had much talent. A poser in the truest form.

I like when he feigned shock and surprise over Billy Joel coming out of the wings and standing on stage behind him at the old Shea Stadium.
Posted by Malefic Runt
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 12:53 pm to
Lets not get retarded. The man has one of the most iconic voices in the history of country music

Yeah hes a gazillionaire and lives in a bubble now which im sure brings some weirdness. Being old and fat and still trying to do his high energy shows lol

All that said, that video was "laughing Kawhi" uncomfortable
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 2:02 pm to
Poseur deluxe. He and alter ego Chris Gaines sell bottled water to the masses that drink from the fountain of Summers Eve.
Posted by Malefic Runt
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 2:15 pm to
Look man. mega stars with their egos do some real silly shite sometimes. Prince changed his name to some crap you couldnt even pronounce. Beyonce became sasha fierce. Puffy was puff then p doody then god knows what else. If Michael jackson had lived he probably wouldve changed his name to Chad

Clearly fame and hundreds of millions of dollars turns your brain to mush
Posted by yesyesyall
Member since Sep 2018
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 3:20 pm to
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If Michael jackson had lived he probably wouldve changed his name to Chad
i don't think i can nail down precisely why that's hilarious, but i recognize that it is, and that's something.
Posted by Del Devereaux
West Hollywood, CA
Member since Dec 2011
873 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:14 pm to
He’s Pop n’ Fresh the Pillsbury Cowboy.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:39 pm to
I’ve lived in his hometown and my English teacher taught him.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 10:43 pm to
Someone once said Garth Brooks looked like a thumb with a hat.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 12/14/18 at 11:04 pm to
Iconic voice? Are you kidding?

He is no George Jones, willie, randy Travis, Vince Gill.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 12:30 am to
Aaron Tippin would kick Garth's lungs in.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:44 am to
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he might be the most fake person in the entire world.


Cringe-worthy yes..

... although in line somewhere behind Marilyn Manson.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 8:54 am to
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Iconic voice?


Yes

quote:

Are you kidding?


No

quote:

He is no George Jones, willie, randy Travis, Vince Gill.


Not playing this dumb game lol garths voice is instantly recognizable and capable of singing songs none of those GOATs are capable of singing. Though Vince can obviously hit some that garth cant. Simply because he sings like an angel playing harp on a cloud

Im no huge garth fan. But just because hes a cheeseball and yall blame him for bro country lets not make him some talentless hack
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
14216 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:10 am to
Garth supposedly retired but his ego didn’t.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20174 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 9:52 am to
"Lets get physical playing music. I like that"

Super weird.
Posted by joeleblanc
Member since Jan 2012
4114 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 10:54 am to
Not saying he is a not talented but not an iconic voice.

Gotta throw in Conway too
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 12/15/18 at 1:48 pm to
You put Dwight in there?
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15200 posts
Posted on 12/16/18 at 8:03 am to
The people doing that talk show are the most cringe-worthy
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