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Favorite misheard or made up lines to songs.

Posted on 6/3/12 at 10:42 am
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6699 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 10:42 am

My friends and I always alter song lyrics just to goof around.

i.e.

"Hold me closer tony danza" (tiny dancer)

"I'll never be your big suburban" (beast of burden)

"She drives a jaguar" "with 4 brand new tires" (this sex is on fire)

Just seeing if anyone else has some favorites or parodies.....
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1128 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 10:54 am to
"There's a bathroom on the right..."

Gotta say my favorite is the Tony Danza one though. When I was a kid I legitimately thought that was the lyric.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20182 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 10:55 am to
"Take me down to the very nice city" (Paradise City - Guns N' Roses)
Posted by vilma4prez
Lafayette, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6699 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 10:59 am to
"the bathroom on the right" still sounds more reasonable than bad moon.

Oh, forgot to add.. "'scuse me while I kiss this guy" (purple haze)
Posted by kbro
North Carolina, via NOLA
Member since Jan 2007
5342 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 11:03 am to
Posted by lacajun069
franklinton
Member since Sep 2008
2198 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 11:35 am to
Like a douche-Blinded by the Light.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
29424 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 11:53 am to
The Grease Song

"I got shoes, they're made of plywood"
Posted by ViaCavour
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2012
3296 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 4:02 pm to
The little early birdy gave my anus curly whirly, and asked me if i needed a ride. Blinded by the light- manfred mann

Posted by Big Chipper
Charlotte, NC
Member since Sep 2008
2990 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 5:14 pm to
When i walked into the room, there was doo doo in the bath...
Posted by RonFNSwanson
1739 mi from the University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
24380 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 5:20 pm to
quote:

Like a douche-Blinded by the Light.


I was gonna post that one...


What are the real words?
Posted by potent357
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2010
4272 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 5:27 pm to
quote:

What are the real words?
revved up like a deuce
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5521 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 5:30 pm to
Like a deuce.


This post was edited on 6/3/12 at 5:31 pm
Posted by laxer17
NOLA
Member since Jan 2012
3452 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 7:02 pm to
excuse me while i kiss this guy
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 7:10 pm to
"Secret Asian man" .........."Secret agent man"

I'm still not convinced it's not Asian man.

Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter Misheard Lyrics


Posted by Bayouadrink
Kennedy Heights
Member since Jul 2011
2237 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 8:38 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/4/12 at 9:11 pm
Posted by kclsufan
Show Me
Member since Jun 2008
12101 posts
Posted on 6/3/12 at 9:04 pm to
Ho, ho, ho it's my dick
you know
Never believe, it's not so
It's my dick
you know
Never believe it's not so
It's my dick, it's my dick, it's my dick, it's my dick...

"Oh Oh It's Magic" by ELO


This post was edited on 6/3/12 at 9:05 pm
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20144 posts
Posted on 6/4/12 at 8:06 am to
I'm shavin' - Garth Brooks
Posted by hedgehog
Prairieville
Member since Oct 2006
2512 posts
Posted on 6/4/12 at 8:44 am to
Walk with an erection - instead of walk like an egyptian
Posted by TexasTiger1185
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2011
13169 posts
Posted on 6/4/12 at 10:22 am to
In Grateful Dead's Sugar Magnolia

I had a girlfriend in High School who took

"Pays my ticket when I speed"
and turned it into
"Tastes my chicken when I sneeze"

She was 100% sure those were the lyrics
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