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Anyone else think Jewel sucks?

Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:02 am
Posted by King of New Orleans
In front of The Hungry Tiger
Member since Jul 2011
11126 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:02 am
As I post this, "Foolish Games" is playing on XM. The way she sings this annoys me to no end. Everything she does actually, I hate.

also, at her attempt to go "country" when her career was all but over.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24331 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:16 am to
I think her tooth sucks.
Posted by Sayre
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Nov 2011
5754 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:16 am to
I wouldn't mind suckin' on them big titties she's packing around.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
26338 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:19 am to
I don't think she sucks. She's not my favorite, but I didn't mind listening to her on pop radio in the 90's.

She really needs to take care of that snaggle tooth.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159105 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:20 am to
Posted by LSUballs
P.A.I.G
Member since Feb 2008
40413 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 10:43 am to
quote:

I think her tooth sucks.




This here. Looks like somebody got a sling shot and some teeth, took 15 paces backwards and then commenced to shooting molars, canines and shite in random places in her head. Bitch has made a kabillion dollars. No reason at all to go thru life snaggle toothed when you have the cheese to fix that shite. frick her and her dumb arse keeping it real, I used to be homeless, lived in my car, yodeled beside whores on the street corner for pennies and this is who I am blah blah frickin blah. You simply DO NOT subject the general public to hideous dental work if you have the means to gain access modern orthodonistry. Unless your some dumbass Limey retard, which she's not. She's from like Utah.

I enjoyed her collaboration with The Hag on Silver Wings though.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16638 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:05 pm to
While I agree with balls, her rack is so damn good that as long as she keeps her trap shut IDGAF
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35652 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:08 pm to
who will saaaaaaaaayyyeeeeaaaaaayyyyyeeevvvee your soul?
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 12:21 pm to
That eggs smiley face line is right up there with Hootie's dolphins make me cry as the most un rock & roll lyrics ever.

But yes, would smash and I heard she got her tooth fixed fwiw.
Posted by TigerRad
Columbia, SC
Member since Jan 2007
5367 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 2:13 pm to
her grill may be jacked up

but her mammary glands are racked up

her poetry may be adolescent

but her spittle is efervescent
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
39803 posts
Posted on 2/13/14 at 5:59 pm to
I got something I would let her suck.
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