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re: Yellowstone Season 5: Part 2 Thread - Spoilers Inside

Posted on 11/17/24 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 10:43 pm to
I've been around a frick ton of real cowboys. Never...and i mean never not once have I seen them sliding and spinning thier horses.

One guy I know shut he show off on the first episode and never watched again when they put a horse down with a shot under the chin smh
This post was edited on 11/17/24 at 10:45 pm
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21619 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 11:06 pm to
Dawn Olivieri is sexy as frick

Never heard actual cowboys refer to themselves as cowboys in real life, Sheridan is so over the top
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 11:28 pm to
Thank you husband for working at the Four 6s.


Get the frick out of here Sheridan.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14669 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 6:26 am to
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Thank you husband for working at the Four 6s.



Only things I got out of that were how stupid and cringy it was and how Beth's wheels started spinning... as if.. "Hmm... cattle...a brand name" Which... if I'm not mistaken, didn't she already research a couple seasons ago?
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 6:28 am
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162910 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 6:41 am to
“This is Texas man, we know what it takes to put a steak on the table” oh frick off


“Super Beth will figure something out that your executives and attorneys won’t see coming because she’s mother fricking Beth “

Also I hope Jamie doesn’t play poker “ok Beth is in here better get her off my scent…I know I’ll immediately start crying, look guilty as shite, and won’t look at her. Good plan”
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:11 am to
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you have to be an obtuse dipshit to have a hard time comprehending that they have hopped back and forth between the present day and the period when Rip and team first go to Texas. It’s not hard


something about the way the did it made it harder than normal. It was so chopped up that it made it touch to keep up. and it was totally unnecessary.

we're in texas. rip drives light speed to get back to montana, beth runs out and howls in his ear for a while. beth is driving to texas, gets pulled over by a female cop who is onto the cleavage trick. Thank your husband for what he does.

Beth is in texas, takes rip to a hotel. we're back in montana where beth confronts jamie.

kayce and family are remodling the house. hose is don, now kayce comes home crying after just finding out his dad is dead.

rip is back in montana talking to lloyd and tells carter to "cowboy up".

2 episodes in and all we got was beth/jamie/whore interaction for 2 minutes. kayce is mad.... end of episode.
Posted by BluegrassCardinal
Kentucky
Member since Nov 2022
2136 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 7:50 am to
Kayce calls up former operator buddy. SF guy has him install encrypted comm app because shite’s getting real.

Thinking we are getting somewhere, the scene flips to Teeter and three dudes on a lonely Texas plain bantering about crap that adds zero context.

And, wedged in the last two episodes, Tate gets grossed out by mom and dad kissing. “Get a room!”

Edit to add: fried rattlesnake is amazing
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 7:52 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:17 am to
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Tate gets grossed out by mom and dad kissing. “Get a room!”


for the second episode in a row. Tate has been reduced to comments about his mom and dad kissing.

Edit to add: fried rattlesnake is amazing


Gator " you want me to cook that up for you?
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
21619 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:22 am to
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Thank you husband for working at the Four 6s.

Get the frick out of here Sheridan.


I think I yelled out “oh for fricks sake!” At that one
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 8:23 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:26 am to
hippie chick shows up just long enough to get insulted a few more times by beth. Somehow gets driven to the airport and not the train station.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89039 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:32 am to
Caught a nice sized plot hole: Teeter is FROM Texas. She would’ve known about rattlesnakes, and thus would’ve secured her tent flap better.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:34 am to
good point. should have been Jake with the snake. Then they could call him Jake the Snake.
Posted by Mett's Stache
Member since Sep 2012
473 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 8:55 am to
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Teeter is FROM Texas.


She also lost her accent when she told Rip there was a rattlesnake on her.

This show is just awful. The 6666 stuff is crowbarred in- "our kids learn about 6666 in school"

Jaime not being able to attempt to look at Beth in the eye was so ridiculous. Is he a toddler? Beth leaves and 30 seconds later he's calmly masterminding a meeting discussing the next steps of their plan.

Rip just stomping a rattlesnake. I like his character but he's quicker than a rattlesnake
Posted by CU_Tigers4life
Georgia
Member since Aug 2013
9410 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:03 am to
If there were 10-12 episodes remaining the Cowboy stuff in in the 6666 infomercial wouldn't bother me as I do like the bunkhouse crew. With only 6 episodes it's too much. We should be seeing 105 Bunkhouse story and 90% main story instead, we're getting the reverse.

Beth stealing the 6666 merchandising model for the Yellowstone has some merit if we get a season 6 but that whole subplot is being wasted.

My prediction is Casey and Jamie both die. Casey's vision seeing the end of he and Monica is what I'm basing that on. I'm not sure how the rest will play out except for the prophecy of the Yellowstone reverting back to the Indians after 7 generations will be fulfilled through Tate
This post was edited on 11/18/24 at 9:04 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
111431 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:16 am to
The Jamie and Beth scene was awful. Jamie in the early seasons was smooth as hell. He is now a damn blabbering idiot around superwoman Beth
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8111 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:26 am to
On a side note, there really are that many rattlesnakes in Texas. In September I caught 84 in 1 week (77 Western diamondbacks, 6 ornate black-tailed, and 1 Mojave), including 35 in 1 night.

And there ain’t nobody stomping a full sized rattlesnake without getting tagged.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76273 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:26 am to
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the prophecy of the Yellowstone reverting back to the Indians after 7 generations will be fulfilled through Tate


right, and as Beth said. Tate is the beneficiary.
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53563 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 9:47 am to
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The Jamie and Beth scene was awful. Jamie in the early seasons was smooth as hell. He is now a damn blabbering idiot around superwoman Beth


That’s because early on Jamie’s confidence was fueled by his father’s approval. He was always subservient but now that he fell out with his father he’s looking validation from anywhere and is a shell of himself that is being used.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
8364 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 10:12 am to
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Get the frick out of here Sheridan.



Sheridan can write a good "man movie" but IMO sucks at writing a series.

We started off strong for a season or two and now I'm just tuning in so I can see how it ends, not because each episode is really interesting or anything. Game of Thrones did a better job putting you inside the world they built with dragons and zombies and shite better than Yellowstone has done
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162910 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 10:21 am to
The Beth and hippie chick scene was also bad, hey let’s have her being an unnecessarily huge c…unt to this chick for no reason at all…because she’s mother fricking Beth.

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