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re: Worst films ever (theatrical releases only)?

Posted on 2/7/12 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 12:25 pm to
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Posted by TigerRad
Another vote for Garbage Pail Kids.

as for recent movies, The Last Airbender has to be in there. Made ZERO sense.


take it from someone who actually watched the series, it was an abortion of a movie. Sadly, it did make money, I think.
Posted by LSUSaintsHornets
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 12:25 pm to
Meet the Spartans


frick THAT MOVIE
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 12:29 pm to
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take it from someone who actually watched the series, it was an abortion of a movie. Sadly, it did make money, I think.



My wife got at me, thanks to this movie.

I had to take her to see the latest Twilight film. Everytime the kid came on the screen, I would blurt out, "frick you, Sakka!"
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 12:59 pm to
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Meet the Spartans
Besides NATM and Scary Movie 1 (and 2 a little), all these types of movies have really sucked balls. Tried to watch Vampires Suck a while back, not funny.
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Posted by Cold Pizza
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:22 pm to
Was The Room released in theaters?
This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 1:23 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:26 pm to
The Deuce Bigalow franchise.
Posted by tylerdurden24
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:30 pm to
Lady in the Water
Posted by Tigris
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:38 pm to
This one is so bad it is fun to watch:



The studio turned Steven Seagal loose with a pretty large budget and he came up with this self indulgent ego festival.
I think it was also the last time a studio gave him that much money and control. Hated to see Michael Caine take a pay check in this one.
Posted by BAYOUBUCKEYE
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:43 pm to
That G.I. Joe movie I saw the other night sucked pretty hard.
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:48 pm to
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Shame what M. Night Shyamalan did to such good source material.



We'll see this film remade since they're continuing the franchise with a few more series, to where hopefully they'll treat the material more seriously this time.
Posted by BayouBengal504
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 1:56 pm to
from justin to kelly... havnt seen it... but i think we can all assume the worst
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:02 pm to
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Pootie Tang

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!
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Monkeybone


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Meet the Spartans

Would probably get my vote. Supposed to be a comedy, I never even chuckled once.
Posted by 12
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 2:44 pm to
I had high hopes for this one...



and this one...

This post was edited on 2/7/12 at 2:50 pm
Posted by carmenjello
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:17 pm to
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Paranormal Activity is the worst movie I have ever seen and it was a theatrical release so I'm going with that one

I fricking hated that movie. Not scary. no plot. shitty fake scared actors. shitty filming. Movie sucked
/rant

eta: frick Paranormal Activity


THIS...I don't understand how anyone would want to watch a second and third one after watching that garbage.
Posted by stapuffmarshy
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:23 pm to
The Spirit is the worst movie ever- Fact



Posted by Baloo
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:45 pm to
Apparently, I'm the only person alive who kind of likes Monkeybone. It was at least ambitious.

I still think Transformers is the worst movie ever. Just awful
Posted by Blue Velvet
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 3:58 pm to
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Pootie Tang
was awesome
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 4:59 pm to
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The Adventures of Pluto Nash




this.
Posted by Siderophore
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:18 pm to
Funny thing is that I'm not sure ANY of the movies listed in the thread are worthy of worst ever billing.

Go watch Plan 9 and tell me if any of the movies are even close to that level....
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 2/7/12 at 5:36 pm to
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Go watch Plan 9 and tell me if any of the movies are even close to that level....



Plan 9 is hilarious. I can think of well over 2 dozen films on the top of my head (probably a hundred or so if you gave me time) I despise more than Plan 9. Its bad to be sure, but its got some moments that are unintentionally hilarious. The film sucks on its own terms and doesn't speak negatively to film making in general or frick up any prior established material. It doesn't infuriate me simply by existing, like Jack and Jill does.
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