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re: Who likes Dodgeball?

Posted on 9/10/12 at 12:19 pm to
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 12:19 pm to
Patches O'Houlihan: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.

Peter La Fleur: No, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you.

Patches O'Houlihan: Suit yourself, queer.
[Patches turns and drives off]
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45219 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Who in the hell doesn't like Dodgeball?


There are people who don't have souls out there...
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18837 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 12:28 pm to
Gingers?

and love that film.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11666 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 12:38 pm to
Young Patches: "Remember, Dodgeball is a game of degredation and humiliation"
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Jimmy, take a break from that fine lead based paint and learn about dodgeball

That's my favorite line.

That and the "opium-addicted Chinamen" line.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55923 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

I normaly don't like Jason Bateman, but he killed as Pepper.

Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
11075 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:32 pm to
Really funny movie...very quotable

"Hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?"

"My gym has shareholders, yours haven't even got... cupholders!"

"Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer-employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing, in which case I got some shackles in the back. Just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em."
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
62446 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:34 pm to
Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that's keeping you from the finals?
Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:35 pm to
Let me get a bottle of water. Hey aren't you Peter LaFluer? I'm a huge fan, I've been following the tournament on ESPN 8 the ochco, I just can't get enough of it.

Aren't you Lance Armstrong? Yeah that's me.

Hey, shouldn't you be getting to the game?

Well, actually, I kind of quit.

I remember a time when I thought about quitting. I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer, all at the same time, but with the support of my family and friends, I wound up getting back on the bike, and winning five Tour De' Frances in a row. So, what are you dieing form that's keeping you from the game?

Well, actually, it seems kind of minor right now, shame.

Well, i'm sure this isn't a decision that will haunt you for the rest of your life, good luck.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 2:38 pm
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:37 pm to
White - I'm not as stupid as you think that I thought that you said that I was once.



White: You slept with three of my female trainers.
Peter: That was one night.
White: Or that Strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym 1 year anniversary.
Peter: The stripper was ment to be congradulatory.
White: It was also a man.
Peter: Come on White, you and me are basically the same guy.
White: Oh really, last I heard my gym makes money, yours doesn't. My gym is worth over $4 million dollars, yours isn't worth 4. I have share holders, you haven't even got... cup holders.
Peter: Why would I want cup holders.
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 2:42 pm
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8805 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:46 pm to
Last one:

Unbelievable. It looks like average Joe's is forfeiting the game.

That's a bold move, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35912 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Unbelievable. It looks like average Joe's is forfeiting the game.

That's a bold move, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off.
That's my favorite one.

Those guys banter was epic.
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15176 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

White Goodman is the same character that he had in Heavy Weights named Tony Perkis.

If you haven't seen it go back and watch it.


Man that's great. Forgot about that
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122557 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 4:02 pm to
All of White's scenes with Kate were awesome.
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
33188 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

White Goodman is the same character that he had in Heavy Weights named Tony Perkis.

If you haven't seen it go back and watch it.


Love love love Dodgeball but Tony Perkis >>> White Goodman
Posted by BarDTiger81
nurfeast lowsyana
Member since Jul 2011
15639 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 6:40 pm to
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood Lafleur, nobody.
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31548 posts
Posted on 9/10/12 at 6:56 pm to
Great movie. Un American if you say no.


After all, Chuck Norris approves.
Posted by Kamtheman106
In that number.
Member since Mar 2012
404 posts
Posted on 9/11/12 at 10:10 am to
Vince Vaughn is in it. Therefore, I like it.
Posted by A Mite Ee One
Vermilionville
Member since Mar 2008
2194 posts
Posted on 9/11/12 at 10:21 am to
quote:

I normaly don't like Jason Bateman, but he killed as Pepper.


Whattt really? I'm a big Bateman fan, he's never done anything I didn't laugh at.
Posted by Hoodoo Man
Sunshine Pumping most days.
Member since Oct 2011
31637 posts
Posted on 9/11/12 at 10:45 am to
The ADAA.
The American Dodgeball Association...of America.
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