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What could we do about Jason if he was real?

Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:13 pm
Posted by burger bearcat
Member since Oct 2020
8869 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:13 pm
Realistically, couldn't he just be kept in some sort of high secure concrete or steel box? Since he can't die, but could be in some heavily fortified isolated prison container. Unless he has other powers that would allow him to get out, that I'm not aware of.
Posted by beauchristopher
new orleans
Member since Jan 2008
66040 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:14 pm to
send him to another planet?
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
4675 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

send him to another planet?


Jason in space? No Baw
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71690 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:26 pm to
Everbody is always trying to kill him and Michael and nobody ever thinks about boxing them. Cut off his arms and legs and just leave him wherever he is.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
I'm thinking, and just hear me out on this, I'm thinking we could send Freddy to kick his arse
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 8:32 pm
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15900 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 8:33 pm to
Let him join the Avengers
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69110 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:11 pm to
Put a MOAB on his location.
Scoop up the mask and remains.
Put in box, encase in concrete and bury.

Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14293 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:12 pm to
Surgically attach a pair of roller skates to his feet.
Posted by Sauce Castieaux
Asheville, NC.
Member since Nov 2015
5032 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:26 pm to
Im thinking im just gona stay away from his camp. Seems like he just kind of stays there. Not as big of an issue as Freddy where you cant sleep
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
36696 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:28 pm to
Roller skates plus a tracking device followed by drones 24/7 and I would feel safe.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
47920 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:38 pm to
Let him loose in Washington DC and watch him become a hero.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:42 pm to
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Everbody is always trying to kill him and Michael and nobody ever thinks about boxing them.


Somebody tried to box Jason once. It didn't work out too well for him.





I know what you meant but I just wanted an excuse to use that gif.



This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 9:44 pm
Posted by Deplorable Duke
Lousyana
Member since Nov 2016
2123 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 9:56 pm to
Jason IS real
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58085 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 10:12 pm to
drop him in an active volcano
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 10:21 pm to
Well locking them both up, and I think they froze Jason in X didn't work.

Once they 'KILL' them at the end of the movie, immediately take them and place them in a concrete bunker and close it with concrete and bury it and put a parking lot on top.
This post was edited on 1/28/22 at 10:30 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58085 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Well locking them both up, and I think they froze Jason in X didn't work.


thats only b/c the guy running the ship thawed Jason out to sell him.
Posted by BorrisMart
La
Member since Jul 2020
8812 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 10:31 pm to
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thats only b/c the guy running the ship thawed Jason out to sell him.



True. At this point, their characters are more supernatural and unkillable, even though I agree with Silvio.
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
680 posts
Posted on 1/28/22 at 11:34 pm to
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Posted by tigerbait3488
River Ridge
Member since Dec 2007
10461 posts
Posted on 1/29/22 at 12:42 am to
Give me a hit of whatever the OP is smoking please
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80293 posts
Posted on 1/29/22 at 1:23 am to
Don't kill his mother.
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