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re: Underrated "Best quotes in a movie"
Posted on 2/18/14 at 11:21 pm to CarRamrod
Posted on 2/18/14 at 11:21 pm to CarRamrod
"The only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home. As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?"
Posted on 2/18/14 at 11:34 pm to danman6336
"I wonder how a degenerated person like that could have reached a position of responsibility in the Army Medical Corps?"
"He was drafted."
"He was drafted."
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:01 am to CarRamrod
We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 12:20 am to CarRamrod
One that always stuck with me was from Spy Game.
Redford was asking Pitt if he ever cheated on a girl and made up some elaborate lie to cover his tracks then told her. Redford then said, "Well what if she never asked?"
Makes the point that for every lie you tell, you need 3 to cover it up and give out only enough information as needed to gain the information you seek from the other person.
Redford was asking Pitt if he ever cheated on a girl and made up some elaborate lie to cover his tracks then told her. Redford then said, "Well what if she never asked?"
Makes the point that for every lie you tell, you need 3 to cover it up and give out only enough information as needed to gain the information you seek from the other person.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 6:50 am to fleaux
"What is this?...............A Center For ANTS?!"
Zoolander
Zoolander
Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:22 am to CarRamrod
Two pills? Great. Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a gun so I can blow my fricking head off. Are we done here with this psychiatry bullshite?
- Leo
- Leo
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:59 am to CarRamrod
it ain't easy having pals
he's whittlin on a piece of wood. i got a feelin when he stops whittlin, something's gonna happen
you know what? if i was you, i'd go down there and give those boys a drink. can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. just to look at her, and if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. they earned it.
he's whittlin on a piece of wood. i got a feelin when he stops whittlin, something's gonna happen
you know what? if i was you, i'd go down there and give those boys a drink. can't imagine how happy it makes a man to see a woman like you. just to look at her, and if one of them should pat your behind, just make believe it's nothing. they earned it.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:01 am to CarRamrod
"Im a lead-farmer motherfricka!!!"
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:01 am to dnm3305
"Tic Tac Sir?"
"We landed on the Moon!!"
"Yea, we're in the Rockies"
"Lovely accent you've got there, New Jersey?"
"We landed on the Moon!!"
"Yea, we're in the Rockies"
"Lovely accent you've got there, New Jersey?"
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 10:04 am
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:30 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
The Outlaw Jose Wales has so many good quotes
You gonna pull those pistols,,, or whistle Dixie ?
I've noticed when you get to disliking folks they aint around long neither.
Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy !
Well Mr. Carpetbagger,,,, in this territory we have something called the Missourah Boat Riiide.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 10:53 am to CarRamrod
"Kiss my rebel dick!"
"Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"

"Did you guys see the size of that chicken?"
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:02 am to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
quote:
Ray, people will come Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. Of course, we won't mind if you look around, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.
And while were at it:
quote:
Hey Dad, you want to have a catch?
Edit: And yes, I think both of these are underrated. Its two of my favorite scenes in movies of all time which never get brought up in conversation of greatest of all time. I don't know any red blooded American male that doesn't tear up a little when Ray asks his dad if he wants to play catch. I'm getting misty just playing the scene in my head.
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 11:04 am
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:06 am to Jimbeaux
quote:
The Outlaw Jose Wales
Much of that movie is quotable.
Here's one I like:
quote:
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
Martin Blank, Gross Pointe Blank
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:08 am to genro
quote:
"The only reason I started selling pot is so I could put my bubbeh in a nice retirement home. As soon as she dies, I'm gonna become a civil engineer. I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds. Little kids can take shits! You idiot, what the hell do you do?"
Pineapple Express. Classic!
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:10 am to LSUChamp06
"Sir, this line is for emergencies only."
"No fricking shite lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"
"No fricking shite lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!"
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:31 am to CarRamrod
Derek Zoolander: "Who am I"
Zoolander reflection in puddle: "I don't know."
It makes me laugh.
Zoolander reflection in puddle: "I don't know."
It makes me laugh.
Posted on 2/19/14 at 11:40 am to Tactical1
The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
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