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Twister: why did joes dad hold the door?

Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:39 am
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:39 am
This post was edited on 5/5/12 at 9:40 am
Posted by Superior Pariah
Member since Jun 2009
8457 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:42 am to
Because the movie made no sense
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:46 am to
That's pretty obvious I guess
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77267 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:48 am to
Because mushrooms have no bones.
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
17043 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:30 am to
How'd they drive clean through that house in a Dodge Ram?
Posted by BeeFense5
Kenner
Member since Jul 2010
42468 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:37 am to
Tying yourself to water pipes with a belt is the best and most realistic way to survive the inside of an F-5 IMO.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61998 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:43 am to
the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:47 am to
Yeah, we all know the dodge wouldn't have got out the dealerships lot
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Message Posted by Cdawg the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.

Damn, never noticed that one
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5406 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:50 am to
quote:

the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.


I'll have to watch for that next time. I know a big chunk of it was actually filmed in OK.
Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5852 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:56 am to
Better question:

Why were Helen Hunt's tittays not bouncing uncovered on the screen for 2 hours instead of watching cows fly through the air?
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
24565 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 11:10 am to
I just had to think for a while about what you meant, then I remembered. If that dumbass would have sit the frick down, it would have never happened.
Posted by KingRanch
The Ranch
Member since Mar 2012
61759 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 11:21 am to
quote:

Message Posted by Burt Reynolds I just had to think for a while about what you meant, then I remembered. If that dumbass would have sit the frick down, it would have never happened.

That's what I was getting at, I guess he was show boating for his fat ugly wife....or maybe he wanted to get away from her.
Posted by TheBob
Metairie
Member since Jun 2005
17043 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

Tying yourself to water pipes with a belt is the best and most realistic way to survive the inside of an F-5 IMO.


Agreed. And he knew those pipes went 30 feet down too.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 5/5/12 at 1:46 pm to
Door being held:

Keeps debris out. Also, the suction is powerful.
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