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Twister: why did joes dad hold the door?
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:39 am
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:39 am
This post was edited on 5/5/12 at 9:40 am
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:42 am to KingRanch
Because the movie made no sense
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:46 am to Superior Pariah
That's pretty obvious I guess 
Posted on 5/5/12 at 9:48 am to KingRanch
Because mushrooms have no bones.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:30 am to KingRanch
How'd they drive clean through that house in a Dodge Ram?
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:37 am to TheBob
Tying yourself to water pipes with a belt is the best and most realistic way to survive the inside of an F-5 IMO.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:43 am to KingRanch
the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:47 am to TheBob
Yeah, we all know the dodge wouldn't have got out the dealerships lot
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:47 am to Cdawg
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Message Posted by Cdawg the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.
Damn, never noticed that one
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:50 am to Cdawg
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the same reason they mention being in Oklahoma but all the road signs are Texas.
I'll have to watch for that next time. I know a big chunk of it was actually filmed in OK.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 10:56 am to KingRanch
Better question:
Why were Helen Hunt's tittays not bouncing uncovered on the screen for 2 hours instead of watching cows fly through the air?
Why were Helen Hunt's tittays not bouncing uncovered on the screen for 2 hours instead of watching cows fly through the air?
Posted on 5/5/12 at 11:10 am to KingRanch
Posted on 5/5/12 at 11:21 am to Burt Reynolds
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Message Posted by Burt Reynolds I just had to think for a while about what you meant, then I remembered. If that dumbass would have sit the frick down, it would have never happened.
That's what I was getting at, I guess he was show boating for his fat ugly wife....or maybe he wanted to get away from her.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 12:27 pm to BeeFense5
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Tying yourself to water pipes with a belt is the best and most realistic way to survive the inside of an F-5 IMO.
Agreed. And he knew those pipes went 30 feet down too.
Posted on 5/5/12 at 1:46 pm to TheBob
Door being held:
Keeps debris out. Also, the suction is powerful.
Keeps debris out. Also, the suction is powerful.
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