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re: Tombstone and Hollywood quality control

Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Kurt Russell has glue on glue hair.


Snake Plissken says frick you.

This Article doesn't detail the top 5 Kurt Russell performances of all time, but details the top 5 Kurt Russell facial hair performances of all time.









Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14952 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 1:54 pm to
tombstone or silverado?

both really good westerns, with some really good to great actors.


Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39407 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Why you try to knock down Tombstone.


That will get your arse kicked around here


I like tombstone.

That's why I watched it many times.

But Kurt's stache seems so fake.

Everyone defending him and the movie is showing him in real life.

And to the people saying that's how they wore them...

That's not what I was commenting on.

Maybe it was his real stache.



But they filmed it wrong.

He is the one guy in the film that looks total Halloween. And it distracts from the film.

If that's his real stache then he has folicle problems because it looks like its falling off his face in every scene but for glue.

Kilmer - legit
Paxton - legit

Halloween stache - Russell

Whether real or fake - they made it look fake and that's the point.

Hollywood fricked up a great movie with a simple wardrobe malfunction. Because you can't get past how cheesy the stache looks...not old school west cheesy...but local school town drama club cheese.
This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 9:22 pm
Posted by Dunk47
Member since Jan 2014
1060 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:37 pm to
It's a real mustache
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
25913 posts
Posted on 10/12/16 at 9:55 pm to
I've watched "Tombstone" a lot, and I don't believe I've ever once thought that Russell's mustache was fake.

quote:

I've never seen a major motion picture with a total star leading it with such a fake part attached to his head...and everyone says...oh yeah, that looks real.



Guess you've never seen "Coneheads."


Or Tom Hardy made up to look like Patrick Stewart in what is quite possibly the shittiest Star Trek movie.



Or almost anything recent with Johnny Depp from Pirates to Chocolate Factory to Wonderland to Tonto. I'm sure there are plenty of other examples out there as well.

This post was edited on 10/12/16 at 9:56 pm
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
5047 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Just rewatched Tombstone...

Does anyone still buy Kurt's stache as Wyatt Earp?

It almost ruins the movie being a Halloween costume.



Read this, and decided you're an idiot.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39407 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 1:47 am to
Cool.

I now know there is the copper on this board who won't take more shite from nobody.

Glad you joined 1999 Interent today.

It's fun. You can disparage everything and be cool to yourself.

So enjoy that. Old TD

Shitting on opinions because you disagree is 199w9 ebb or teen spam

If you disagree, let's here the counter.,

It's an observation...most likely correct. It's the obvious thing on film and distracts from the movie.

It looks fake and if it was real, they messed up.

Can you refute it?

I dont cars real or not, it distracts from the movie. It looks jokey compared to his co,-stars.

This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 1:48 am
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:38 am to
Kurt looks like Charles Manson in that pic, without the swaztika on the forehead
Posted by theducks
Where The Blazers Play
Member since Aug 2013
14260 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 3:47 am to
He's a USC Trojan fan
Posted by FairhopeTider
Fairhope, Alabama
Member since May 2012
22768 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:42 am to
quote:


i thought this might be a thread about hollywood redoing and ruining this movie, like they have other remakes.


With an all female cast....

No joke, I think Tombstone might be the most universally liked movie of all time. I swear I have never come across someone who hates it. It's such a great movie.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 4:43 am to
WTF are you babbling about?
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14782 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 5:19 am to
You can't argue with stupid.
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 5:20 am
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4847 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:34 am to
Ever seen a stache like that?

Hell, I've never even heard of a stache like that...
Posted by Crimsonpanther13
Somewhere in Avoyelles Parish
Member since Oct 2008
7346 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 8:37 am to
quote:

Maybe facial hair criticism's not your game.

I know, let's have a spelling contest.


I salute you sir.
Posted by SetTheMood
The Red Stick
Member since Jul 2012
3182 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:40 am to
This is a real photo of Wyatt Earp.





If anything, Russell's stache should've been bigger.
Posted by bayoumuscle21
St. George
Member since Jan 2012
5047 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Cool.

I now know there is the copper on this board who won't take more shite from nobody.

Glad you joined 1999 Interent today.

It's fun. You can disparage everything and be cool to yourself.

So enjoy that. Old TD

Shitting on opinions because you disagree is 199w9 ebb or teen spam

If you disagree, let's here the counter.,

It's an observation...most likely correct. It's the obvious thing on film and distracts from the movie.

It looks fake and if it was real, they messed up.

Can you refute it?

I dont cars real or not, it distracts from the movie. It looks jokey compared to his co,-stars.



Looks like someone got upset.
Posted by DocHoliday11
South Georgia
Member since Jun 2013
4316 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:02 pm to
Do less meth
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 7:51 pm to
quote:


Maybe facial hair criticism's not your game.

I know, let's have a spelling contest.



My only regret is that I have but one up vote to give.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95579 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

Whether real or fake - they made it look like Wyatt fricking Earp's real fricking mustache. I don't have a point.


FTFY
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