re: Tom Hanks and his wife have tested postive for the Coronavirus

Posted by Bigtime92

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:05 am to LanierSpots

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Posted by kywildcatfanone

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:09 am to Bigtime92

I had a think for Rita in her Jingle All the Way days.

Posted by heatom2

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 7:46 am to Bigtime92

Hope he isn't on A Road to Perdition

Posted by VinegarStrokes

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 9:40 am to heatom2

They say it was a million dollar virus, but he hasn’t seen a nickel of that money

Posted by Thracken13

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 10:07 am to VinegarStrokes

I knew exactly where this thread was going to go - and goddamit you frickers exceeded expectations. well played to you all.

Posted by coachbush

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 11:51 am to BillyBobBlitzkrieg

But someone's poisoned the water hole.

Posted by thejudge

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 9:02 pm to Honest Tune

fricking Jenny gave it to him

Posted by FLTech

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Posted on 3/12/20 at 9:05 pm to thejudge

No he got it from the foot piano at the toy store

Posted by RobbBobb

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 1:06 am to RollTide1987

That's what happens when a man walks around with just one red shoe. You never know what youre gonna get

Posted by messyjesse

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 3:01 am to RobbBobb

Thread is a drag... net.

Posted by Ace Midnight

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:01 am to Chef Free Gold Bloom

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I heard he’s quarantined far from the next house.

I thought they had him quarantined out in the Burbs?

Posted by VinegarStrokes

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 7:19 am to Ace Midnight

Hanks isn’t sick.....

He’s dying.....in stylllllle

Posted by VoxDawg

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 8:52 am to RollTide1987

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Posted on 3/13/20 at 12:08 pm to kywildcatfanone

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I had a think for Rita in her Jingle All the Way days.

She’s that mom of a childhood friend that’s really nice, and makes great banana bread...then you hit puberty and she sneaks into the top 5 of your spank bank.