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re: The Next Bond: Shortlist or Longlist

Posted on 5/21/12 at 12:52 pm to
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 12:52 pm to
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After watching that trailer, are they just afraid to play the Bond theme anymore?


I think if you REALLY listen at the 1:08 mark the first few notes are there, but it's technoed to the point where it is almost unrecognizable.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 12:59 pm to
3 words

Casper Van Dien
This post was edited on 5/21/12 at 1:00 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:03 pm to
There will be two criteria considered when they pick the next Bond:

1) he will be a relative unknown, possibly a stage actor.

2) He will be at least 35 years old.


Why? Albert Broccoli always preferred relative unknowns to play Bond, so their celebrity wouldn't overshadow the role. Broccoli's heirs will follow his vision.

And the age limit? Broccoli decided this was the way to go when Timothy Dalton turned him down for Live and Let Die, saying that "Bond should be at least 35 years-old." Broccoli saw that he was right.

Posted by Fun Bunch
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Member since May 2008
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:07 pm to
frick it, I'm going there:

Idris Elba.

I don't care what race Bond is. Idris Elba is the shite.
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:08 pm to
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Idris Elba.

Idris Elba is the shite.


Agreed.
This post was edited on 5/21/12 at 1:09 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:08 pm to
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I don't care what race Bond is. Idris Elba is the shite.




Sure, why not? They already changed the race of Felix Leiter.



Seriously, Elba would be awesome as a Bond villain.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:10 pm to
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Why? Albert Broccoli always preferred relative unknowns to play Bond, so their celebrity wouldn't overshadow the role. Broccoli's heirs will follow his vision.



True. But isn't Skyfall the last MGM Bond? That may change their requirements.

quote:

And the age limit? Broccoli decided this was the way to go when Timothy Dalton turned him down for Live and Let Die, saying that "Bond should be at least 35 years-old." Broccoli saw that he was right.


Agreed. I'm thinking 5-6 years out on this. Jackman, Bale and Pearce were all on the list with Craig though. Their more recent success may have pushed them out.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:10 pm to
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quote:
Idris Elba.

Idris Elba is the shite.


Agreed.



I don't see Elba as Bond. I could see Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:11 pm to
But seriously, I'm a non-PC type of guy, but why does Bond have to be some white dude?

Remember when people freaked out about Craig because he was blonde? Dude is a good Bond.

I wouldn't care, and I think Idris Elba would be awesome in that role. Completely awesome. I don't know if he would be inclined to do it just because of the shear amount of shite he would get though.

quote:

Seriously, Elba would be awesome as a Bond villain.


Racist
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

I could see Chiwetel Ejiofor.



Good one.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34995 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:13 pm to
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True. But isn't Skyfall the last MGM Bond? That may change their requirements.



MGM doesn't own Bond. Broccoli family does. They have stated they will honor his wishes.




Posted by Zamoro10
Member since Jul 2008
14743 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:24 pm to
Screw being English.

If we are going to change everything to M being a woman and now Bond is black, why can't we have an American???

You really pigeon-hole yourself trying to find an English actor capable enough...the greatest Bond was Scottish and people here are pimping Aussies! I'm sure Brits really like being interchanged with what they believe are "hillbillys from Horstrayllia."

So why the F not Jon Hamm??? I want my Bond back to being like Don mother-frickin' Draper...hard drinking, hard smoking, self-centered womanizer who broods and doesn't trust anything or anyone.

I want the Bond of the books reclaimed from this Bourne Identity bastardization of Bond.
This post was edited on 5/21/12 at 1:25 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34995 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:26 pm to
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I want the Bond of the books reclaimed from this Bourne Identity bastardization of Bond.



I will agree with this.




also, they tried to go American several times in the past. couldn't find the right actor.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128036 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:35 pm to
I'm really not pushing for a black Bond, I'm just saying that it doesn't matter what race Bond is if they find the right guy.

Tom Hardy or Michael Fassbender would be my ideal guys.

I 100% do think it matters on the British/British colony thing though. That is definitely part of his identity.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
33247 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:35 pm to
I always liked the theory that "James Bond" is a codename and that there is a new one when the previous one retires or dies.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
34995 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:37 pm to
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I always liked the theory that "James Bond" is a codename and that there is a new one when the previous one retires or dies.




No. James Bond is his real name. 007 is his "codename". Ian Fleming even gave him a Bond family coat of arms.

Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:37 pm to
I'd say this guy:



Kinda looks like Sean Connery back in the day.
Posted by Wooly
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 5/21/12 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by RollTigers
Member since Dec 2010
3274 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 3:39 pm to
quote:

Shia Labouf
Channing Tatum


Don't forget Michael Cera and Jon Cena.

ETA: Fassbender would be awesome
This post was edited on 5/21/12 at 3:40 pm
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5302 posts
Posted on 5/21/12 at 3:45 pm to
I just can't get excited for the new movie after Quantum. TERRIBLE!!!
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