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re: The Hobbit "Desolation of Smaug" Trailer to debut June 11

Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:23 am to
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Where's Zelda?


The picture is reminiscent of the shitty quality in that April
Fools trailer

Thought the same thing when I saw it.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 11:24 am
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 11:26 am to
Posted by asurob1
On the edge of the galaxy
Member since May 2009
26971 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:11 pm to
I'm a huge fan of Jackson's LOTR.

The hobbit mostly blew.

I hope it hits it's stride in the second movie...but frankly 3 movies to tell this story are two too many.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
10001 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:19 pm to
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I hope it hits it's stride in the second movie...but frankly 3 movies to tell this story are two too many.



One two many at the least anyway, and it showed badly in the first film. Not that the first film was bad, it was just kinda a 7/10 type film, with too many lulls and uneven tone.

But with them adding on the battles with Sauron at the end 2 movies was understandable. Three movies was a bad call.
Posted by manwich
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:21 pm to
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shitty quality
it's just a photoshopped pic, not a movie scene
Posted by White Shadeaux
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:22 pm to
Some of you kids really have never read any of Tolkien have you?

Posted by asurob1
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:55 pm to
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Some of you kids really have never read any of Tolkien have you?


Your attempt at insult fails.

I'm 50.

Been reading Tolkien since before you were a gleam in your father's eye.

Just read the hobbit to my son cover to cover 6 months ago to prep him for the very disappointing movie.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77516 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 1:58 pm to
I just wish the movie wasn't so childish.

My 12 year old brother enjoyed it, but the burp, fat, and fart jokes were just too much for me.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68104 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:01 pm to
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but the burp, fat, and fart jokes were just too much for me.


they had those? wow.
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:02 pm to
The story and characters of The Hobbit are better than The Lord of the Rings, so the movies should be better. It's a shame they stretched them into three, but we've all been lamenting that for a while now, so it's time to just deal with it and hope the next one is better than the first, which was still a good movie in its own right.
Posted by Jazzbass13
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:11 pm to
I enjoyed the first hobbit a lot
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14841 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:13 pm to
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I'm 50.


Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77516 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:14 pm to
It wasn't a terrible movie, but it was hurt greatly by its childish characteristics and kiddy jokes, IMO.
Posted by auyushu
Surprise, AZ
Member since Jan 2011
10001 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

Some of you kids really have never read any of Tolkien have you?



You might want to try again on that one on both the age and the reading. You just look retarded making dumb assumptions.

They missed the tone of the Hobbit badly in the movie. The hobbit is very whimsical and lighter in tone than LOTR, but not straight out silly as the movie was throughout. They nailed the Gollum and Bilbo meeting, and the eagles were solid, but otherwise the story was a hot mess.
Posted by manwich
You've wanted my
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52835 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:34 pm to
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They nailed the Gollum and Bilbo meeting, and the eagles were solid, but otherwise the story was a hot mess.
i liked the dwarf backstory portions. the dwarves must have become retarded in exile
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:36 pm to
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They are keeping Smaug so shut tight that not even PJ wife could see it.


Well, she should just give him a few Natty Lights and cook him a STEAK dinner.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77516 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:36 pm to
Exactly. It had good parts, but large sections were just ruined by stupid jokes.

The entire time they are trying to escape from the goblins was very poorly done.
Posted by asurob1
On the edge of the galaxy
Member since May 2009
26971 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:43 pm to
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Exactly. It had good parts, but large sections were just ruined by stupid jokes.

The entire time they are trying to escape from the goblins was very poorly done.


adding a big bad to a movie that already had a big bad was also stupid.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77516 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:48 pm to
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adding a big bad to a movie that already had a big bad was also stupid.
That didn't bother me. It was the overall fun and games atmosphere as they were trying to escape.

You have the fat hobbit running and shaking all kinds of goblins off, practically bouncing on the bridges.

Not once during that entire scene did I have that sense of them even remotely being in danger like Aragorn and the others were when they were in Moria.

I feel like they should've just played that stereotypical clown music in the background.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 2:49 pm
Posted by Tiger the Hutt
Metairie
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 2:50 pm to
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I don't see how anyone isn't excited about these next 2 movies.


Because we saw the first one?
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